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What makes an astronaut crack?
LA Times ^ | February 9, 2007 | Homer Hickam

Posted on 02/09/2007 9:24:42 AM PST by Fitzcarraldo

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HOMER HICKAM is the author of "Rocket Boys/October Sky," "The Keeper's Son" and many other books.
1 posted on 02/09/2007 9:24:49 AM PST by Fitzcarraldo
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To: Fitzcarraldo
What makes an astronaut crack?

Depends.

2 posted on 02/09/2007 9:25:36 AM PST by AU72
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To: Fitzcarraldo

Love or Lust

Lust or Love


3 posted on 02/09/2007 9:25:48 AM PST by IrishMike ("Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events.Small minds discuss people.")
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To: Fitzcarraldo

I don't think it was crack, it was meth.


4 posted on 02/09/2007 9:26:02 AM PST by ikka
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I don't know...space suit pants that don't come up high enough to cover it when they bend over?


5 posted on 02/09/2007 9:26:14 AM PST by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: AU72

"What makes an astronaut crack? "

Depends.


Ouch. That's funny, I don't care who you are!


6 posted on 02/09/2007 9:27:18 AM PST by brownsfan (It's not a war on terror... it's a war with islam.)
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To: Fitzcarraldo
What makes an astronaut crack?

An ass-teroid ?

7 posted on 02/09/2007 9:27:22 AM PST by clamper1797 (What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer ... a pair of Doberman's)
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But being charged with assault, attempted kidnapping and attempted murder is far greater than anything I ever observed or imagined could occur.

Why? They're just astronauts, for cripes' sake, not Trappist monks.

8 posted on 02/09/2007 9:28:09 AM PST by IronJack (=)
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To: Fitzcarraldo
What makes an astronaut crack?

A nuatcracker?

9 posted on 02/09/2007 9:28:11 AM PST by OSHA (Sarcasm detector overload!)
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To: AU72

Very Good!


10 posted on 02/09/2007 9:28:44 AM PST by Hoosier-Daddy (It's a fight to the death with Democrats.)
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To: AU72

Thank you! That made me laugh out loud!

Neal


11 posted on 02/09/2007 9:29:03 AM PST by HossB86
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To: Fitzcarraldo

What made her crack was that bunny-suit photo of Kerry.


12 posted on 02/09/2007 9:29:30 AM PST by kromike
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To: Fitzcarraldo
What makes an astronaut crack?

A Naut Cracker?
13 posted on 02/09/2007 9:29:32 AM PST by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: Fitzcarraldo

Probably got put on SSRIs recently.


14 posted on 02/09/2007 9:29:53 AM PST by Seruzawa (Marx's Das Kapital never could compete with the Sears catalog.)
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To: Fitzcarraldo

Maybe I've missed it on topics about this subject, but I get a chuckle out of my co-workers for coming up with a name for this phenomenon. Like USPS workers "going postal", I call this "going lunar". It works for describing the behavior of some people once a month, as well!


15 posted on 02/09/2007 9:30:27 AM PST by hunter112
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Beatcha! (But I like your tagline!)


16 posted on 02/09/2007 9:30:57 AM PST by OSHA (Sarcasm detector overload!)
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To: Fitzcarraldo

a right cheek on one side and a left cheek on the other.


17 posted on 02/09/2007 9:31:47 AM PST by mrmargaritaville
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To: AU72
What makes an astronaut crack?

Extremely high atmospheric pressure?
18 posted on 02/09/2007 9:33:03 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Every time a jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings.)
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"What makes an astronaut crack?

Depends"

You owe me a new keyboard and monitor!

19 posted on 02/09/2007 9:34:35 AM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: AU72

Sometimes the crack explains itself.


20 posted on 02/09/2007 9:34:55 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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