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Space shuttle astronaut arrested at OIA on attempted kidnapping, battery charges
Orlando Sentinel ^ | February 5, 2007 | Henry Pierson Curtis

Posted on 02/05/2007 5:27:04 PM PST by burzum

A NASA astronaut is charged with attacking her rival for another astronaut's attention early Monday at Orlando International Airport, the Orlando Sentinel has learned.

Lisa Marie Nowak drove from Texas to meet the 1 a.m. flight of a younger woman who had also been seeing the male astronaut Nowak pined for, according to Orlando police.

Nowak -- who was a mission specialist on a Discovery launch last summer -- was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, rubber tubing and plastic bags, reports show. Once U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman arrived, Nowak followed her to the airport's Blue Lot for long-term parking, tried to get into Shipman's car and doused her with pepper spray, according to reports.

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To: tet68

...and, CERTAINLY, that drive must have calmed her down.


202 posted on 02/05/2007 6:37:49 PM PST by bannie
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To: BenLurkin

Dominic Anotelli is out of perspective somehow.


203 posted on 02/05/2007 6:38:00 PM PST by Sam Cree (absolute reality)
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To: The KG9 Kid
ASTRO

PIMP

204 posted on 02/05/2007 6:38:12 PM PST by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: BRL

Oh you mean dilithium crystals aren't part of the response?

New hygiene jingle from the 23rd century..."Dry your dribbles with soft tribbles...?"

Vulcan version of Cosmo magazine: article Spock:"How a horta(silicon based) cured my seven year itch!"

Another article"Trouble with your Vulcan peace sign? New hope for the double jointed!"

Tragic headline: Young couple Killed while making love across a transporter pad..."nothing left but their upper bodies and their lower legs", states stunned security officer"


205 posted on 02/05/2007 6:39:48 PM PST by mdmathis6 (Save the Republic! Mess with the polling firms' heads!)
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To: glock rocks
I am so glad my kids didn't make the NASA cut...
206 posted on 02/05/2007 6:39:54 PM PST by tubebender ( Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean...)
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To: burzum
Sounds like another case of...

SPA-A-A-ACE
MADNESS!!


207 posted on 02/05/2007 6:41:15 PM PST by Redcloak ("Shooting makes me feel better!" -Aeryn Sun)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0
Lisa Nowak and Willian Oefelein must have had a sexual encounter in space together. Nope, physically impossible. They've never flown in space together.

I've got a great line but I'd be banned for life.

208 posted on 02/05/2007 6:41:35 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Lurking in Kansas

Ace Astronaut Tet68
signing off for the night.

"Oh it's a long long way from Dallas to Orlando
and it's lined on a three mile grade.
It was in the valet parking where she lost her
airbrakes and you see what a jump she made..."

I'm not driving all that the way just to tuck you in.
G'night.
t.


209 posted on 02/05/2007 6:41:48 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: BenLurkin
That picture and this article so reminds me of the ending of "Spies Like Us."

That Willian Oefelein guy is in for a whale of a hard time over this, oh ouch, sorry....

210 posted on 02/05/2007 6:42:09 PM PST by KellyAdmirer
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To: LibKill

Hey, if I had a space suit I'd wear it everywhere I went. Apparently it's a real chick magnet, lol.


211 posted on 02/05/2007 6:42:42 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: LibFreeOrDie
I imagine there's not much privacy, so the sexual tension (if any) would be pretty high.

The shower facilities on board the shuttle and the space station are kind of limited. After 2-3 days I guess that libido (horniness to those in Rio Linda) might go out the airlock. Body odor etc.

212 posted on 02/05/2007 6:45:12 PM PST by LibKill (ENOUGH! Take the warning labels off everything and let Saint Darwin do his job.)
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To: bannie

Oh, I think it was probably the giant rats running along side her car at 70 miles an hour that freaked her out.

I know it did me, after driving nonstop from Seattle to Chicago. The damn things looked like giant greyhounds with
Looong tails, and they weren't even breathing hard!


213 posted on 02/05/2007 6:45:22 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: bannie

A woman wear a certain look, when she is on the move...

214 posted on 02/05/2007 6:47:29 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: ValerieUSA

Redheaded-Texas-wild-woman-flirt-ping...


215 posted on 02/05/2007 6:48:05 PM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: burzum
Astronaut being debriefed by NASA psychiatrist:
Doc: "Since you have come back from space, how is your sex life?"
Astro: "Super"
Doc:" When was the last time you got some?"
Astro:" 1958&quote;
Doc:' 1958?? And you call that a good sex life?"
Astro: Well, Doc, its only 2030 hrs now".
216 posted on 02/05/2007 6:49:02 PM PST by Lokibob (Some people are like slinkys. Useless, but if you throw them down the stairs, you smile.)
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To: Right Wing Assault

she looks like that gal that played in the movie "Star Man". Can't remember her name.


217 posted on 02/05/2007 6:50:28 PM PST by fish hawk (Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.)
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To: Right Wing Assault

LOL, I don't think that's what Gary Puckett had in mind.


218 posted on 02/05/2007 6:51:25 PM PST by Sloth (The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
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To: Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; FairOpinion; Fedora; Fred Nerks; ...

Seems like she should have tried to discuss this over launch.


219 posted on 02/05/2007 6:57:19 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Saturday, February 3, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: burzum

Is it time for air marshals on the space shuttle?


220 posted on 02/05/2007 7:00:10 PM PST by koskenkorva
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