Posted on 02/02/2007 2:08:43 PM PST by J. Neil Schulman
Martians Attack Boston!
By J. Neil Schulman
It’s a history lesson worth remembering today.
On October 30, 1938 on the CBS Radio Network, Orson Welles’ Mercury Theater of the Air presented a dramatic Halloween radio adaptation of H.G. Wells’ classic science-fiction novel, The War of the Worlds.
Howard Koch’s audio-play updated Wells’ classic story from Victorian England to contemporary America, and used the medium of radio to best effect by telling the story as if it were a series of radio news broadcasts.
It was brilliant radio theater.
Unfortunately, late-tuning-in listeners scanning across the radio dial and finding a typical musical program –the “Ramon Raquello Orchestra” supposedly broadcasting from a hotel ballroom -- believed the interruption of “breaking news” was real, and widespread panic erupted as rumors of Martian spacecraft invading New Jersey spread by word of mouth and telephone.
The “Panic Broadcast” has become the lore of broadcast history, not only because it made Orson Welles famous enough to direct 1941’s Citizen Kane, which the American Film Institute rates as its #1 American movie of all time, but because it was the first time that broadcasting was demonstrated to be able to cause extreme social reactions.
Nonetheless, the first lesson we need to take from the “Panic Broadcast of 1938” is that it was a Halloween show, not a deliberate attempt to incite a riot.
It’s a lesson that the police, prosecutors, judges, and politicians of the City of Boston and the State of Massachusetts should note, when an advertising campaign by the Turner Broadcasting’s Cartoon Network was misinterpreted by the Boston Police Department as a terrorist attack.
The animated light-boxes that Turner Broadcasting paid artists Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens to place at high-traffic locations around Boston to promote a new animated movie, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres, were merely a slightly higher-tech version of the posters that are glued on the walls of construction sites and vacant lots every day. It was advertising, not a hoax – and definitely not terrorism.
Yet, because the Boston Police were too unhip to recognize advertising when they saw it and instead misinterpreted the light-boxes as terrorist bombs—virtually shutting down the city in reaction-- two young artists have now been arrested and charged with felonies, and Boston is contemplating criminal charges against – as well as demanding damages from – Turner Broadcasting.
Of course it would never occur to the butt-covering police and politicians of Boston that their mistake does not translate into someone else’s criminal or civil liability. Like the 1938 Mercury Theater broadcast, Turner Broadcasting had no way of knowing in advance that their innocent advertising campaign could trigger panic.
We’re living in a society where political correctness is a euphemism for totalitarianism. One of the hallmarks of this totalitarianism is that every act with an unfortunate consequence must be criminalized.
If the distribution of animated cartoon displays had indeed been a deliberate attempt to incite panic in a post-9/11 America, the mens rea of a criminal intent would indeed merit criminal and civil penalties.
But instead, Boston’s understandable fear of terrorists can now be used as the justification for criminalizing innocent behavior, sending artists to prison, and stomping on the First Amendment rights of a movie production company.
Someone does indeed need to take responsibility for causing panic in the streets of Boston and apologizing for shutting down the city for a day. It’s not Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens or Turner Broadcasting. It’s not even the Boston officials who were too nervous to discern the difference between animated cartoons and bombs.
Count this one up as another victory for Osama bin Laden.
It’s necessary that Boston remember that unlike Orson Welles or the Cartoon Network, these are the real terrorists, and that whenever we harm ourselves in panicked reaction, they win.
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J. Neil Schulman is an award-winning libertarian novelist and journalist whose books have been praised by conservatives including Milton Friedman, Charlton Heston, Dennis Prager, and Walter E. Williams. He’s written for magazines including National Review, Reader’s Digest, and Reason, and was a screenwriter best known for his Twilight Zone episode where a time-travelling future historian interrupts the JFK assassination. Most recently he produced, wrote, and directed his first feature film, Lady Magdalene’s starring Star Trek’s Nichelle Nichols, an action comedy in which a legal Nevada brothel is the setting for intrique between federal agents and an Al Qaeda sleeper cell.
We pay cops in this city upwards of $200k a year (with OT)it's their job to deal with public safety and to have enough common sense to be able to make the distinction between a sign in poor taste and a suitcase nuke.
This is the same city that continues to elect Mumbles Menino with his tiny intellect and massive inferiority complex...........this screwup should come as no suprise to anyone with an IQ above the current airtemp in Beantown.
No, lots of people thought that. In fact, a number of people thought it would kill a lot more than 3,000 people. One famous person -- and everyone who reads his books -- even thought a similar attack could wipe out Congress and most of the executive branch. Another semi-famous person even made a TV pilot about a hijacked jetliner being flown into a WTC tower.
Nine-eleven only happened because the right people weren't thinking about that possibility at the right time. It wasn't something that no one ever thought of -- just something the relevant people hadn't been trained to prevent.
(Not to nitpick, but "a Jetliner" [sic] didn't bring down both towers. It took two jetliners.)
I made my point. As for what took place in Boston.... I blame Turner and the others in this ..they knew eventually they would get free advertising.
If you want a thesis, I can writer as thesis as for your point on the nitpicking.
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Politicians trying to shift blame to two 20 something lamers.
Caesar Soze wrote:
"One famous person -- and everyone who reads his books -- even thought a similar attack could wipe out Congress and most of the executive branch."
Tom Clancy?
"Another semi-famous person even made a TV pilot about a hijacked jetliner being flown into a WTC tower."
This one I don't know. Who, please?
I think this was an episode of "X-files"???
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