My mother had another expression. Dumb as a stump.
You OWE me a keyboard! LOL
smeller's the feller
Once again this dumb ass plagiarizes. His mother, your mother, my mother did not create these expression...they have been in the public domain since long before his mother, your mother, my mother were even born...
Not to mention what a condescending, and perhaps even racist remark by the DEMOCRAT Senator representing EGOVILLE.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
You made me spit up! GREAT!
My dad had an expression: you're so full of fecal matter your eyes are brown.
I know...everyone's dad used that expression.
My mother had an expression "Sweating like a _____ going to an election".
There are reasons not to use all the expressions your mother did.
Not just any fool, are you Senator? But one who uses his own mother as a human shield.