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Bill the Magician and his lovely assistant Hillary (CAPTION THAT PIC!)
RegisteredMedia.com ^ | 01.31.07 | Registered

Posted on 01/31/2007 12:16:50 PM PST by Registered



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KEYWORDS: clintons; levitation; magic; rodham
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1 posted on 01/31/2007 12:16:52 PM PST by Registered
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Hillary: Your magic might just get me into the White House!!!

Bill: (to himself) This was more fun with Monica.


2 posted on 01/31/2007 12:19:00 PM PST by dmz
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Bill: "I did not have sex with that women."

Hillary: "You can't fool me, I'm a New York Senator!"


3 posted on 01/31/2007 12:19:37 PM PST by wastedyears ( "Gun control is hitting your target accurately." - Richard Marcinko)
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"I told ya Bill, I'm untouchable in this campaign!"

"Yeah, whatever. Why in the hell isn't trap door opening up?"


4 posted on 01/31/2007 12:21:21 PM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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Bill: "If I could only make her disappear!"

Hillary: "If I could only make him disappear!"

5 posted on 01/31/2007 12:21:38 PM PST by Dark Skies ("He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that" ... John Stuart Mill)
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Hillary: See, I do have gravitas.


6 posted on 01/31/2007 12:22:08 PM PST by Mark (REMEMBER: Mean spirited, angry remarks against my postings won't feed even one hungry child.)
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Hill: "Don't drop my favorite pantsuit and fat thighs to the floor!"

Bill: [thinking] "I do magic, not anti-gravity..."

7 posted on 01/31/2007 12:22:53 PM PST by willgolfforfood
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Hillary: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Bill: "Free at last...free at last...thank the Lawd Almighty, I'm free at last!"

8 posted on 01/31/2007 12:23:17 PM PST by albee (Okay. so he missed aThe best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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Bill: "Why do I always have to do the heavy lifting?"

Hill: "Am I nuts? I know he has no willpower!"


9 posted on 01/31/2007 12:24:03 PM PST by Ms. AntiFeminazi (no comment)
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Ahem. :-)


10 posted on 01/31/2007 12:24:41 PM PST by Howlin (Honk if you like Fred Thompson!!!)
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Hitlery: Are you sure you can't "it" bulge?

Bill: Why does she get a bigger unit than me! YUCK, I always wanna barf after seeing her "package"!


11 posted on 01/31/2007 12:25:29 PM PST by TheKidster (you can only trust government to grow, consolidate power and infringe upon your liberties.)
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Smile. Getting there.


12 posted on 01/31/2007 12:25:32 PM PST by Ms. AntiFeminazi (no comment)
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You were awfully flattering to her fat butt. :-)


13 posted on 01/31/2007 12:25:33 PM PST by Howlin (Honk if you like Fred Thompson!!!)
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Hill: "When you said you wanted to play "Battering Ram", this isn't what I had in mind..."

Bill: "One... TWO!... THREE!!!"

14 posted on 01/31/2007 12:26:06 PM PST by bondjamesbond (Have you ever noticed that whatever the problem, the government's solution is always "more taxes"?)
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Hillary: Bill, you ba$(#(@! You attached my head to the wrong body after doing the saw trick. What happened to my thighs? Where are my beautiful cankles?

Bill: Why did I reattach her screechy vocal cords?

15 posted on 01/31/2007 12:26:10 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
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Hitlery: Are you sure you can't see "it" bulge?

Bill: Why does she get a bigger unit than me! YUCK, I always wanna barf after seeing her "package"!


16 posted on 01/31/2007 12:26:38 PM PST by TheKidster (you can only trust government to grow, consolidate power and infringe upon your liberties.)
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Bill: Those fumes from Old Crusty are mighty strong--strong enough to levitate a whale!

Hillary: Like I need YOU to get my campaign off the ground!


17 posted on 01/31/2007 12:26:47 PM PST by StrictTime (I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.)
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I have to end this fast, my Willy is getting soft.


18 posted on 01/31/2007 12:26:59 PM PST by Bringbackthedraft (I want my next President to have Balls!)
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19 posted on 01/31/2007 12:27:13 PM PST by jdm
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Bill: In the name of God Almighty I order thee minions
of Satan to be cast out!

Hillary: ARGGH GRRBBL BLEAGHHHHHHH


20 posted on 01/31/2007 12:27:25 PM PST by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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