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Bill the Magician and his lovely assistant Hillary (CAPTION THAT PIC!)
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| 01.31.07
| Registered
Posted on 01/31/2007 12:16:50 PM PST by Registered
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: clintons; levitation; magic; rodham
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To: Registered
Hillary: Your magic might just get me into the White House!!!
Bill: (to himself) This was more fun with Monica.
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:19:00 PM PST
by
dmz
To: Registered
Bill: "I did not have sex with that women."
Hillary: "You can't fool me, I'm a New York Senator!"
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:19:37 PM PST
by
wastedyears
( "Gun control is hitting your target accurately." - Richard Marcinko)
To: Registered
"I told ya Bill, I'm untouchable in this campaign!"
"Yeah, whatever. Why in the hell isn't trap door opening up?"
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:21:21 PM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Registered
Bill: "If I could only make her disappear!"
Hillary: "If I could only make him disappear!"
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:21:38 PM PST
by
Dark Skies
("He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that" ... John Stuart Mill)
To: Registered
Hillary: See, I do have gravitas.
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:22:08 PM PST
by
Mark
(REMEMBER: Mean spirited, angry remarks against my postings won't feed even one hungry child.)
To: Registered
Hill: "Don't drop my favorite pantsuit and fat thighs to the floor!"
Bill: [thinking] "I do magic, not anti-gravity..."
To: Registered
Hillary:
"I've fallen and I can't get up!"Bill: "Free at last...free at last...thank the Lawd Almighty, I'm free at last!"
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:23:17 PM PST
by
albee
(Okay. so he missed aThe best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: Registered
Bill: "Why do I always have to do the heavy lifting?"
Hill: "Am I nuts? I know he has no willpower!"
To: Ms. AntiFeminazi
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:24:41 PM PST
by
Howlin
(Honk if you like Fred Thompson!!!)
To: Registered
Hitlery: Are you sure you can't "it" bulge?
Bill: Why does she get a bigger unit than me! YUCK, I always wanna barf after seeing her "package"!
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:25:29 PM PST
by
TheKidster
(you can only trust government to grow, consolidate power and infringe upon your liberties.)
To: Howlin
To: Registered
You were awfully flattering to her fat butt. :-)
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:25:33 PM PST
by
Howlin
(Honk if you like Fred Thompson!!!)
To: Registered
Hill: "When you said you wanted to play "Battering Ram", this isn't what I had in mind..."
Bill: "One... TWO!... THREE!!!"
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:26:06 PM PST
by
bondjamesbond
(Have you ever noticed that whatever the problem, the government's solution is always "more taxes"?)
To: Registered
Hillary: Bill, you ba$(#(@! You attached my head to the wrong body after doing the saw trick. What happened to my thighs? Where are my beautiful cankles?
Bill: Why did I reattach her screechy vocal cords?
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:26:10 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
To: TheKidster
Hitlery: Are you sure you can't see "it" bulge?
Bill: Why does she get a bigger unit than me! YUCK, I always wanna barf after seeing her "package"!
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:26:38 PM PST
by
TheKidster
(you can only trust government to grow, consolidate power and infringe upon your liberties.)
To: Registered
Bill: Those fumes from Old Crusty are mighty strong--strong enough to levitate a whale!
Hillary: Like I need YOU to get my campaign off the ground!
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:26:47 PM PST
by
StrictTime
(I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.)
To: Registered
I have to end this fast, my Willy is getting soft.
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:26:59 PM PST
by
Bringbackthedraft
(I want my next President to have Balls!)
To: Registered
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:27:13 PM PST
by
jdm
To: Registered
Bill: In the name of God Almighty I order thee minions
of Satan to be cast out!
Hillary: ARGGH GRRBBL BLEAGHHHHHHH
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posted on
01/31/2007 12:27:25 PM PST
by
geopyg
(Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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