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Ted Nugent, guest column: Surprise, more lies aimed at a lover of America, liberty
The Waco Tribune-Herald ^ | 1/25/2007 | Ted Nugent

Posted on 01/25/2007 8:29:08 AM PST by LA Woman3

I am absolutely high on a hi-octane cocktail of freedom, liberty, spirit, attitude, goodwill, defiance and positive energy.

It is delicious and oh-so-healthy for an uncontrollable American Dream. My nearly 50-year gravity- and liberal-defying rhythm and blues rock ’n’ roll career would be fulfilling enough simply on a musical level. Add to the organic defiance factor of such a ferocious musical style, a lifetime of societal defiance against an overt left-wing hippie-dominated media, and I do believe I get more satisfaction from causing my brain-dead critics so much anguish with virtually zero effort.

Thank you, God. I am truly a blessed man.

My recent fire-breathing rock-out for the good Gov. Rick Perry at his joyous inaugural bash was certainly yet another installment in primal scream musical upgrade, and hence, left-wing hysteria.

The entire event was undeniably and overwhelmingly fun, positive, cheery, intense and exciting. Fifty eight years clean and sober makes for a borderline-omniscient level of awareness radar.

I am, after all, the WhackMaster. And a gung-ho bowhunting predator lifestyle doesn’t allow any Ozzy moments of confusion and zombiness.

I can read a crowd perfectly. My inaugural crowd of uppity (black tie notwithstanding) was about to implode with frenzied laughter, smiling faces, clenched fists and buoyancy off the charts. Not a negative Kinky vibe in the house.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: notalent; nuuuuuuuuuuge; tednugent; whackjobmaster; whackoffmaster
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1 posted on 01/25/2007 8:29:11 AM PST by LA Woman3
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To: LA Woman3

Ted can be a little over the top but we sure could use a few more in your face conservatives.


2 posted on 01/25/2007 8:30:48 AM PST by Patrick1
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To: LA Woman3

Ted was my candidate for UN Ambassador.


3 posted on 01/25/2007 8:30:59 AM PST by sono (There are only two exit strategies - One is victory, the other defeat - Joe Lieberman)
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To: LA Woman3
Fifty eight years clean and sober

Oh Ted...
4 posted on 01/25/2007 8:33:22 AM PST by Vision ("Delight yourself in the Lord; and he will give you your heart's desires." Psalm 37:4)
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To: LA Woman3

Rock on, Ted!


5 posted on 01/25/2007 8:39:24 AM PST by TheStickman
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To: LA Woman3

6 posted on 01/25/2007 8:46:37 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
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To: Patrick1
Ted can be a little over the top but we sure could use a few more in your face conservatives.

I want Ted to play at President Coulter's inauguration in '09!

7 posted on 01/25/2007 8:49:40 AM PST by BlazingArizona (co)
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To: sono
Great choice. If that doesnt work out, how about Santorum and the president should make it a recess appointment.

Dont take any crap Ted. Strike back at the liberal hoards.
8 posted on 01/25/2007 8:52:52 AM PST by Long Island Pete
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To: LA Woman3

Ted for president!

(I'd love to see the debate where he brings a gun and his opponents wear antlers)


9 posted on 01/25/2007 8:53:00 AM PST by rightsmart
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To: LA Woman3

Too bad Ted is "clean and sober." If he were wasted, he could blame this incoherent babbling on the drugs and booze.

I have no idea what he is trying to say.

And Ted, your concerts suck.


10 posted on 01/25/2007 8:53:32 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Investigate Samoagate! What doesn't Pelosi know, and why doesn't she know it?)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

"If he were wasted, he could blame this incoherent babbling on the drugs and booze."

Is being wasted your excuse?


11 posted on 01/25/2007 8:57:04 AM PST by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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To: Patrick1

I suppose you think Ann Coulter is over the top too? More of us should be over the top, defending what we believe.

Gunner


12 posted on 01/25/2007 8:58:09 AM PST by weps4ret (Things the make you go; Hmmmmmmm?)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
I have no idea what he is trying to say.

Came through loud and clear at this terminal.

13 posted on 01/25/2007 8:58:14 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Long Island Pete
"I cannot be destroyed. I cannot be hurt, silenced or compromised. Per your stated goal, you are in for much certain punishment at the discretion of my lovely crowbar of truth."

Classic.

14 posted on 01/25/2007 8:59:40 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

Dittos that. This is one of my favorite books. I wish he'd write more!

15 posted on 01/25/2007 9:02:32 AM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) "These lefties are terminally inebriated on dishonesty." The Nuge)
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To: LA Woman3

I'd love to meet Ted Nugent some day. I understand he comes down here to our county to hunt with his cousin. He does promos for our local small-town radio station. He's a great American and I'm sure a guy who knows how to have fun WITHOUT drugs and booze.


16 posted on 01/25/2007 9:05:42 AM PST by Mr. Mulliner
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To: LA Woman3

Freedom Rocks

by Ted Nugent

I am absolutely high on a hi-octane cocktail of freedom. liberty, spirit, attitude, goodwill, defiance and positive energy. It is delicious and oh so healthy for an uncontrollable American Dream. My nearly 50 year gravity and liberal defying rhythm and blues rock-n-roll career would be fulfilling enough simply on a musical level. But add to the organic defiance factor of such a ferocious musical style, a lifetime of societal defiance against an overt leftwing hippie dominated media, and I do believe I get more satisfaction from causing my braindead critics so much anguish with virtually zero effort. Thank you God. I am truly a blessed man.

My recent firebreathing rockout for the good Governor Rick Perry at his joyous inaugural bash was certainly yet another installment in primal scream musical upgrade, and hence, leftwing hysteria. The entire event was undeniably and overwhelmingly fun, positive, cheery, intense and exciting. 58 years clean and sober makes for a borderline omniscient level of awareness radar. I am, afterall, the WhackMaster, and a gungho bowhunting predator lifestyle doesn't allow any Ozzy moments of confusion and zombiness. I read a crowd perfectly. My inaugural crowd of uppity (black tie not withstanding) was about to implode with frenzied laughter, smiling faces, clenched fists and buoyancy off the charts. Not a negative Kinky vibe in the house.

Like my responsibilities as a DARE officer, Big Brother and Big Sister, USO and numerous children's charities representative, inspired the hero warriors of the US Marine Corp, I improvise, adapt and overcome based on conditions, environments and demographics. PG13 is my specialty, and on this fine night of jubilation and revelry, I even censored myself accordingly to keep the attendant bluehairs from hurting themselves. I am so very kind. No political fires were started. None. In total defiance to the vicious lies and hateful allegations of "racism" leveled at me by irresponsible, unprofessional, and downright goofy media punks, I never said a word about immigration or language, specifically not the alleged slam against "illegal immigrants" or "non English Speaking" anyone. Pure, unadulterated lies created by a hyper liberal media who have failed forever to take me on regarding any quality of life issues in America. They are cowards with nothing of substance to offer. Many of the media's so called "writers" and "reporters" so desperately despise my longrunning, unstoppable promotion of hunting and gun rights, it causes them to dump all logic and clarity in their soulless scramble to, what they have admitted, "destroy" this Nugent guy. Tsk tsk.

Write this down and keep it handy-My name is Ted Nugent. I am a passionate, smart, intensely thinking/acting free man. I cannot be destroyed. I cannot be hurt, silenced or compromised. Per your stated goal, you are in for much certain punishment at the discretion of my lovely crowbar of truth. Read em and weep.

"Racist" is the weapon of choice of the unethical, confused liberal attack force, particularly in most of the media. Throughout my career, I have been honored to collaborate with the world's finest virtuosos, including master bassist John Gunnell, a black man; Marco Mendoza, 100% Mexican, Pablo Gamboa, 100% Costa Rican and many others of diverse ethnicity. We are, indeed, BloodBrothers of the American Dream of excellence. My 40 million records sold have been dedicated to James Brown, Rosa Parks and many of my many revered black heroes. During literally tens of thousands of media interviews over the years, I have always put these black heroes in the glowing light of adulation they so deserve, crediting the black man for the intense soul and spirit they have enriched our lives with. To call me a racist, is indeed hard evidence that the accuser is indeed, a racist. Insane, pathetic and soulless. Go figure.

Meanwhile, my spirit soars, and I shall carryon, not only undeterred, but increasingly inspired in this culture war by those who attempt to impugn and slander me with lies and unfounded character assassination. They will lose, I will win. Period. They make my music more intense. They drive me to recruit more children into the environmental upgrade lifestyle of hunting, fishing, trapping and marksmanship. I will recruit many more NRA members this year. I will kill and distribute more tonnage of pure venison for the magnificent Hunters For The Hungry program. I will increase the hunting trips we provide for needy children and wounded military heroes and their families. I will turn up the heat to expose the vacuity and antiAmerican agenda of the left. I will increase my war on drugs, drinking and driving and tolerance for crime and stupidity. I will intensify my fight for a united America by demanding all Americans speak English. I need no one's authorization for my experiment in "self government". God and I have a deal. We're on it. We're rockin.

Check out Ted's interview about this incident. (click the video link)

17 posted on 01/25/2007 9:14:33 AM PST by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: weps4ret
Not a big Coulter fan either but again not a knock we can use more Nugents to rip the PC culture we are having to endure.
18 posted on 01/25/2007 9:17:18 AM PST by Patrick1
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Good music is what you enjoy. Ted's is very raw and aggressive. Some people do not like it. Some people like gospel music, some like country, some like swing, some like jazz. You have obviously never been to one of Ted's concerts or if you have you were only there physically. I will have to beg to differ with you. His concerts ROCK!

As far as not being able to read I am sorry for you... maybe you should look into an adult reading class at your local community college.
19 posted on 01/25/2007 9:18:36 AM PST by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: michigander

Thanks for the link!


20 posted on 01/25/2007 9:19:39 AM PST by LA Woman3
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