Authorities at Tarleton State University said they plan to investigate a Martin Luther King Jr. Day party that mocked black stereotypes by featuring fried chicken, malt liquor and faux gang apparel."I feel like there is no excuse for this type of ignorance," said Donald Ray Elder, president of the Stephenville school's chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.
Dam straight!
How can you have faux gang apparel and no faux Drive By Shootings. Plus not one Basketball was in sight.
(to boot, they didn't have enough 'Bling')
So when blacks wear it its real gang apparel?
Hello. I would like to speak on a racial problem that I feel very deeply about.
I’m speaking, of course, about the horrible racial divide felt in the NFL. It is unconciounable and unfair that black players make up such a huge part of the NFL, simply because they are generally bigger, faster and stronger than the white players who try out for the league. That’s right…simply on the basis of their abilities, and the arrogant desire by the league owners to win games, a racial split is created in the sport that is simply unfair, resulting in a league that honestly doesn’t “look like America.”
That’s why I urge you to call your congresspeople and demand the passage of the “Completely Equal, Totally Fair, Absolutely Not Really A Racial Quota in Football Act” (CETFANARQIFA.) When passed, it will force, in a completely fair and equal way, the “Football Mafia” owner’s organization to hire enough untalented, under qualified, poorly playing white men to finally bring balance back into the game, and it will impose stiff tax penalties on the owners until the white population of the league finally comes into balance with the white majority numbers in outside society. Also, the owners will be forced into a massive recruitment campaign, which will ordain that they have to go to high-schools all over the U.S. and seek out non-sports-playing white freshmen in areas such as computer-programming, economics, and chess-playing, and encourage them with equally high-paying scholarships to enter into a sport that they are completely unqualified to be playing. Only then will things be utterly and finally fair in this country.
CETFANARQIFA: It’s more than just a stupid, outlandish, arrogant and pointless idea: it’s what your new Democratic masters think is best. Get used to it.
They forgot to invite a stripper!
What about hoes?
"Plus not one Basketball was in sight."
And no one thought to include a 100-meter dash! Ignoramuses!;)