Damn doc, I'd have to think pretty hard to top that. However, a microwave has some real good uses in a medical practice. I use it to warm towels to use to wrap animals coming out from under anesthesia. Learned by trial and error that 10 seconds is the best....20 seconds is a fire with a mess. I use it also to warm fluids, leave it in for 45 seconds per litre, no longer. Any longer melts the plastic or explodes the fluids and makes a mess....also warm the fluids without the IV set...the metal in the drip makes for a few sparks. Also, whole blood in the microwave is another story....
The old standard of warm water baths to warm blood is pretty safe. Whole blood in the microwave gives me chills.
Sounds like a recipe for homemade black pudding.
I do it to thaw bottled water if I forget to yank it out of the freezer in time. You have to be careful with it though