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To: AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; MoJo2001; ...

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband looked puzzled,"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

419 posted on 01/25/2007 4:26:50 AM PST by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)

422 posted on 01/25/2007 4:32:12 AM PST by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)

To: tomkow6; LUV W; monkapotamus; All

WHOA breaking news off Fox news alert report that Lebanon students are clashing in the streets with cops and Hezollah at this hour damnnn 17 students are hurt so far they protesting univestiry hikes and Hezollah start trouble last summer that cause Israelis pay a visit

510 posted on 01/25/2007 8:18:51 AM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)

To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie; beachn4fun; Soaring Feather; Bethbg79; bitt; blackie; ...

Salesman

Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

"We don't need anyone" they replied.

"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!"

"Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."

He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them two checks, one for $25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00.

"How in the world did you do that?" they asked.

"I told you I'm the worlds best salesman, I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!"

"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.

"What's that?" he asked.

"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the company requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."

Morris was gone about 6 hours and they were fixing to close when in he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and says "Here's Mr.Brown's and this one is Mr.Smith's."

"That's good" they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"

"Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having a state teachers convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"

515 posted on 01/25/2007 8:27:20 AM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)

To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; monkapotamus; All

HEY MAAA can we trade Tomkow for case of vodka for Super Bowl Vlady said it was cool by him if Tomkow want go to Russia

516 posted on 01/25/2007 8:28:40 AM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)

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