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Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology
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| January 23, 2007
| EMILY SMITH
Posted on 01/23/2007 9:43:34 AM PST by null and void
TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.
The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: assclown; blasphemy; cultofpersonality; deceiver; dorkbrain; fakereligion; kook; loon; nutjobreligion; scientology; spacealienssaywhat; tinfoilhat; tomcruise
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To: Larry Lucido
61
posted on
01/23/2007 9:56:53 AM PST
by
Veto!
(Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
You are soooo bad. (In a good way)...
62
posted on
01/23/2007 9:57:03 AM PST
by
null and void
(<----- Shocked and odd...)
To: null and void
Tom Cruise needs to purge the Klingons from his butt...
63
posted on
01/23/2007 9:57:26 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Free enterprise will pave the road to the stars!)
To: null and void
Charles Manson is big on Scientology and his followers used to call him Jesus Christ. Not a similarity I'd be too proud of if I was Tom Cruise.
64
posted on
01/23/2007 9:57:53 AM PST
by
SpaceBar
To: Red Badger
Gay as an Easter bonnet. Queer as a three-dollar bill.
That, and mad as a hatter.
65
posted on
01/23/2007 9:57:58 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: null and void
As soon as Tom rises from the dead, without the help of stunt men and animation, I'll worship him. Till then, I can only LAUGH at him.
To: EveningStar
67
posted on
01/23/2007 9:58:58 AM PST
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: AmericaUnited
If he does that, I'll assume that he's The Beast.
68
posted on
01/23/2007 9:59:19 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: null and void
He must have the IQ of a turnip, rising that high in the organization without figuring it out.
69
posted on
01/23/2007 9:59:25 AM PST
by
flying Elvis
("In...War, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst" Clausewitz.)
To: arjay
Laugh at it. I am. Previously, perhaps Scientology held some kind of mystique, but now with the internet, most people are aware of what nutcases these people are. Aliens on your body. It makes me laugh.
70
posted on
01/23/2007 9:59:26 AM PST
by
mel
To: XR7
Probably true...once you apply the cross-test..."Jesus" Cruise fails miserably and looks like an absolute idiot.
If this doesn't convince people of the goofy business surrounding Scientology....then I don't know what will.
To: null and void
And like Christ, TomCrooz will perform miracles.
Like getting himself to come out of the closet.
72
posted on
01/23/2007 9:59:41 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(You are not your mind. You are not your emotions. You are not your pain. All you are is love.)
To: Anti-Bubba182
It must be that by the time they are initiated into the so called inner mysteries, crock of crap tho they are, they have spent too much time and money and are so indoctrinated and incriminated that they cannot quit.Pretty much. Been there, done that... (well not quite that far into it)...
73
posted on
01/23/2007 9:59:54 AM PST
by
null and void
(<----- Shocked and odd...)
To: Red Badger
Yeah ole Tom is Queen
I hear that real reason why Nicole Kidman marry him is because of boost of the career she felt sorry for him ROFL
74
posted on
01/23/2007 10:00:45 AM PST
by
SevenofNine
("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: ArrogantBustard
Tom is also a few thetans short of a happy meal. (So to speak.)
To: dangus
Yes. Let's keep all the questions on that thread, though. Makes them easier to find and all that...
76
posted on
01/23/2007 10:01:09 AM PST
by
null and void
(<----- Shocked and odd...)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Give him a plate full of steamed clams.
77
posted on
01/23/2007 10:01:55 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: null and void
Can we crucify him and see if he comes back to life?
78
posted on
01/23/2007 10:01:56 AM PST
by
BMIC
To: snarks_when_bored
I thought you had a vowel movement...
79
posted on
01/23/2007 10:01:56 AM PST
by
null and void
(<----- Shocked and odd...)
To: Red Badger
Would you like to buy a vowel?......check eBay........
Vowel envy is kind of like RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome) and PAD (Peripheral Artery Disease): you can pay to get it fixed, but you're not sufficiently interested to make the effort...
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