[SoCalPol]

This is beyond low. Looks like a project for the Levinites.

[IslandJeff]

I wouldn't mind my original idea of repeated Hook Flashes to the 800 number (as it costs the recipient per call), but buried within some old statute is probably a proscription for such activity, and FR cannot officially advocate such.

We'll need all creative heads in on this one.

[SoCalPol]

You have FRmail