I recall a flight into Hong Kong where the cabin crew were scurrying up and down the aisles. Shortly after they began their galloping, there was voice on the intercom asking if there were any medical professionals aboard. The landing was a bit bouncy...
I had one of those coming to SF from VA. While the cabin crew did a scramble dance and started wrapping babies in blankets, one of them came on the intercom crying and in near hysterics asking us to "G...g...get Y...y...your E...e...emergency P...ppp...procedures card from behind your seats".
Let me tell you, THAT really inspires confidence, NOT!