Obama would be well advised to stay out of dark places in Arkansas as well as national parks in the D.C. area. Also flying in planes over the former Yugoslavia is not safe (as someone should have told Ron Brown.)
Obama may need to consider avoiding the following
Sushi bars run where ex KGB officials are known to dine
Golf Courses if there is a cloud in the sky
Bath tubs
Walking under ladders
Black cats
Canolli
private theatre boxes
riding in convertables
shellfish in any month
Denver Colorado in 2008.....