I don't suppose it would be even remotely helpful to tell you that your definition of "Amnesty", and the rest of the Tancredo crowd, is incorrect as a matter of English (a language you prize so highly that you are offended if you have to press 1 to hear it), and doesn't make any sense politically, and that every single thing you listed is entirely defensible as not being a lie at all, and that you just want to think that because you want to win the arguement, would it?
Was the amnesty that Congress passed and Pres. Reagan signed into law in 1986 an amnesty?
Do you happen to know what percentage of latinos vote R as opposed to D?