Posted on 01/16/2007 5:04:54 AM PST by redstates4ever
Looks like Obama and Jesse are good buddies. I suspect that they have pretty much the same political philosophy.
"Yes, with no foreign policy experience, and no real accomplishments as a Senator, I can be President. Thank Allah for the liberal media, white guilt, the Oprah crowd."
LOL
"You must gesticulate to matriculate" said a frustrated Jesse Jackson, while attempting to coach presidential hopeful Barack Obama yesterday. Jackson was later overheard to say "shoot, he ain't black, ask Al Sharpton."
See, they have this list, they call it the Fortune 500. I prefer to think of it as "Jessie's Piggybank". Anyway, you pick a name off the list and you make up some BS story about racism and in a few weeks they cut you a check for millions. Trust me son, I've done this more times than I can even count. It sure beats working, I tell you that.
Is New Orleans DACITY of HOPE?
Rock, paper, scissors
"Hi. I'm Barak Hussein Obama. My father's family was Muslim. Muslim slave traders specialized in gelding little black boys because eunuchs sold for more money in the Middle East slave markets. But that was then, and this is now. So, vote for me because I'm part black and I'm one of you!"
thinking: "Praise Allah for the ignorant masses - so easy to manipulate - who will sweep me into power."
"Yo mus' be THIS African-American to run for President..."
Obama
Hey 'bama, 'Bama 'Bama O-bama
Hey Barack Obama...
Hey there, Mister B, won't you run for me?
Barack O-bama
Hey, Superstar!
"You need a chatch-phrase, Buh-rock, like 'Stay out da Bushes!'"
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