And I'm pretty sure she does exist, if only because statistically, someone to match every profile is out there.
Put it this way - are you, like Noah, the only righteous man of the generation? Not quite, no matter how bleak things seem. So why assume there's no girl out there like you?
I don't like threads where certain male freepers come on and paint these broad strokes that all women are evil or out to get men. You surely know better than that! You don't sound bitter, just a bit lonely and despairing and that's pretty normal. Just... don't make doom-and-gloomy comments about there not being any nice girls out there because it's really offensive to those of us who are (or were until not long ago). I have younger sisters out there, doing their best to find nice young men to settle down with. Being told that they don't exist and all unmarried women these days are sluts, is pretty darn offensive.
Well, give us your list - you might be surprised to find a Freeper who matches!