Around 1510 Luca Landucci, a small time Florentine apothecary, recorded on the death of his wife Salvestra that over 48 years of their marriage she had never once made him angry. Behold the miracle, and bare your head in front of it [Over the centuries his diary has been considered by historians as a generally trustworthy source, so Luca is not believed to be a fibber].
It's possible. My husband has said I have annoyed him at times, but he has never actually been angry.
Hmmm, that's interesting. I was married to Luca, a small-time Florentine pharmacist, and I made him furious. Didn't mean to, but I did.
My wife is a trophy alright. We have eight children, she home-schools them, she cares for our home, she is an amazing cook and a gorgeous, size 4, flaming redhead to boot.
Toxic? More like intoxicating. Now I can't say that she has never once made me angry but she is a passionate gal and maddeningly lovely.
</Luca has nothin on me>
<//bragging>