[doug from upland]

I know, it's getting boring. Hey, there are only so many parts to the story.

WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (The Lone Ranger)

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Bill came by, Bill came by, Bill came by, by, by…Sandy asked, Sandy asked, Sandy asked him why
There’s a job, there’s a job, there’s a job to do…and I know that I can count on you
It’s about, it’s about, it’s about some files….Clinton said, Clinton said, with a great big smile
There are things, there are things people cannot see…it will blow the Clinton legacy

You must go, you must go, to the archives and sit down inside the reading room
Don’t you give, don’t you give, don’t you give to me that little wimpy look of gloom
I will warn, I will warn, I will warn you now that you could end up in a park
We will keep, we will keep, we will keep the whole press corps gang in the dark

So he took, so he took, so he took the chance…and he stuffed, and stuffed files down his pants
He would drop, he would drop them off…at the justice system he would scoff
Move along, move along, nothing here to see…there would be, there would be little penalty
He’s a Bill, he’s a Bill, a Bill Clinton hack…and he soon would get his clearance back

It was funny as it could be to Clintonistas (musical bridge)
There are phony, you must agree, the Clintonistas (musical bridge)

They have stolen a piece of our history…in defense of a scumbag’s legacy, legacy, legacy
We’re really had enough…we have had enough, we have had enough, we have had enough
But it may not be over, it may not be over…wait and see
The black pantsuit must be stopped…Hillary

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[doug from upland]

This was fun but quite a challenge to do.

LOLA

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I met Bill in his office one sunny day
He said, “Sandy, we must talk right away about memos
M-E-M-O, memos”

I know that Slick Willy’s a devious guy
He’s hatching a plan that he had hoped would fly
About memos…about secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

We drank champagne and had a good chat
He asked a favor of me, should I be doing that
With the memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Then he issued a warning to me
I’m in trouble if I don’t save his legacy
From those memos…from those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Well, I’ve never been a burgle man
Bill told me that was part of the plan
He said that I really didn’t have a choice
His face got red as he’s raising his voice

I would do what he wants me to do
Commit a felony just like he asked me to
With the memos… with those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos
Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

What had I done…under the gun...deep in the gut…I knew it’s nuts
What a foolish thing I agreed to do

Thanks to Plame I was catching a break
Fitzgerald did not give a doubletake…to the memos
M-E-M-O…memos

Timing was right for the chance
I went to the archives and I filled up my pants
With secret memos…M-E-M-O memos

Well, I’ve never been a burgle man
Bill told me that had to be a part of the plan
He said that I would really have no choice
His face got red as he was raising his voice

So, I would do what he wants me to do
I’d commit felonies just like he asked me to
With secret memos…with those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

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