[doug from upland]

This was fun but quite a challenge to do.

LOLA

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I met Bill in his office one sunny day
He said, “Sandy, we must talk right away about memos
M-E-M-O, memos”

I know that Slick Willy’s a devious guy
He’s hatching a plan that he had hoped would fly
About memos…about secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

We drank champagne and had a good chat
He asked a favor of me, should I be doing that
With the memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Then he issued a warning to me
I’m in trouble if I don’t save his legacy
From those memos…from those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Well, I’ve never been a burgle man
Bill told me that was part of the plan
He said that I really didn’t have a choice
His face got red as he’s raising his voice

I would do what he wants me to do
Commit a felony just like he asked me to
With the memos… with those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos
Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

What had I done…under the gun...deep in the gut…I knew it’s nuts
What a foolish thing I agreed to do

Thanks to Plame I was catching a break
Fitzgerald did not give a doubletake…to the memos
M-E-M-O…memos

Timing was right for the chance
I went to the archives and I filled up my pants
With secret memos…M-E-M-O memos

Well, I’ve never been a burgle man
Bill told me that had to be a part of the plan
He said that I would really have no choice
His face got red as he was raising his voice

So, I would do what he wants me to do
I’d commit felonies just like he asked me to
With secret memos…with those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

Memos…all those secret memos
M-E-M-O, memos

COMING NEXT: It's So Nice to Be With You

[doug from upland]

Ah, yes. Mention of some of the dead guys -- Foster, Brown, Parks, and McDougal.

NICE TO BE WITH YOU

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It’s nice to have a friend like you
There’s not anything you wouldn’t do
If I said save my legacy
I know that you would come through for me
Sandy, if you risk jail, I’m posting your bail, I promise

This commission thing has been getting me worried
‘Cause I didn’t kill Osama…when I really did have the chance
Now hear me out on this…though it may sound silly
Here’s what you must do…go stuff some memos down inside your pants

It’s nice to have a friend like you
There’s not anything you wouldn’t do
If I said save my legacy
I know that you would come through for me
Sandy, if you risk jail, I’m posting your bail, I promise

Let us clear the air about Parks, Brown, and Foster and my partner Jim McDougal
Those had not been my Arkansides
I think behind those things
Is the one whose wearing those black pantsuits
Who’s always mocked because of her big thighs

It’s nice to have a friend like you
There’s not anything you wouldn’t do
If I said save my legacy
I know that you would come through for me
Sandy, if you risk jail, I’m posting your bail, I promise

It’s nice to have a friend like you
There’s not anything you wouldn’t do
If I said save my legacy
I know that you would come through for me
Sandy, if you risk jail, I’m posting your bail, I promise

COMING NEXT: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves