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While guarding at my archive post, much to my surprise
Bill Clinton got access for some sloppy guy…I can’t believe my eyes
He’s not quite as bad as, say Michael Moore…but there’s something that I don’t like
If he starts causing trouble, I will make him take a hike
A creep, a creep…this guy is such a creep
My supervisor said to me to straighten up my tie
And I must be respecting the work he’s done, this big NSA guy
He’s doing things quite suspiciously and I wonder what he’s up to
I’ll ask a fellow guard to help and watch what he will do
A creep, a creep…this guy is such a creep
He goes off to the restroom as he did awhile ago
I’m thinking that he has problems with his plumbing down below
And then I might have seen an illusion…because his trousers are looking more full
It seems that his thighs have been growing and that’s inexplicable
A creep, a creep…this guy is such a creep
Now I’m certain that something is wrong…his hands are down in his pants
If this guy is some kind of pervert, he’s taking quite a chance
And then I had noticed memos that were sticking out of his socks
If this clown has been stealing things, his head is full of rocks
A creep, a creep…this guy is such a creep
Then he knows I am on to him and he is heading out the door
A memo just fell from his pants, and he’s leaving it on the floor
He makes it outside the building and he yells back at me
Hey, Buddy, I have just stolen some of our history
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Bill came by, Bill came by, Bill came by, by, by…Sandy asked, Sandy asked, Sandy asked him why
There’s a job, there’s a job, there’s a job to do…and I know that I can count on you
It’s about, it’s about, it’s about some files….Clinton said, Clinton said, with a great big smile
There are things, there are things people cannot see…it will blow the Clinton legacy
You must go, you must go, to the archives and sit down inside the reading room
Don’t you give, don’t you give, don’t you give to me that little wimpy look of gloom
I will warn, I will warn, I will warn you now that you could end up in a park
We will keep, we will keep, we will keep the whole press corps gang in the dark
So he took, so he took, so he took the chance…and he stuffed, and stuffed files down his pants
He would drop, he would drop them off…at the justice system he would scoff
Move along, move along, nothing here to see…there would be, there would be little penalty
He’s a Bill, he’s a Bill, a Bill Clinton hack…and he soon would get his clearance back
It was funny as it could be to Clintonistas (musical bridge)
There are phony, you must agree, the Clintonistas (musical bridge)
They have stolen a piece of our history…in defense of a scumbag’s legacy, legacy, legacy
We’re really had enough…we have had enough, we have had enough, we have had enough
But it may not be over, it may not be over…wait and see
The black pantsuit must be stopped…Hillary
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