OBLA-DI OBLA-DA
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Sandy Burglar headed to the archives room…Clinton told him what he had to do
He warned Sandy there would be a consequence
If he discovered that he failed to come through
Obla-di Obla-da, crime goes on…Clinton crime continues on
Obla-di Obla-da, crime goes on …when will he be finally gone
Clinton got him in and Sandy’s hard at work
Trying to preserve the legacy
In the margins he had read the words he wrote
But the Commission would not see this history
Obla-di Obla-da, crime goes on…Clinton crime continues on
Obla-di Obla-da, crime goes on …when will he be finally gone
The thing Sandy had done was a felony
Bill’s laughing…he’s laughing…he’s laughing…he’s laughing
With the Clintonistas we always see
That they are above the law
Guards are watching Sandy and become concerned
Far too often he has sought relief
If they only knew what had been going on
In the men’s restroom he pulled memos from his briefs
Obla-di Obla-da, crime goes on…Clinton crime continues on
Obla-di Obla-da, crime goes on …when will he be finally gone
The thing Sandy had done was a felony
Bill’s laughing…he’s laughing…he’s laughing…he’s laughing
With the Clintonistas we always see
That they are above the law
Finally he gets caught and wants to cut a deal
What will happen to this Clinton hack
They agree that he will do no jail time
And in a few years he will get his clearance back
Obla-di Obla-da, crime goes on…Clinton crime continues on
Obla-di Obla-da, crime goes on …when will he be finally gone
Clinton crimes goes on…when will the guy be gone
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BEEP BEEP
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While guarding at my archive post, much to my surprise
Bill Clinton got access for some sloppy guy…I can’t believe my eyes
He’s not quite as bad as, say Michael Moore…but there’s something that I don’t like
If he starts causing trouble, I will make him take a hike
A creep, a creep…this guy is such a creep
My supervisor said to me to straighten up my tie
And I must be respecting the work he’s done, this big NSA guy
He’s doing things quite suspiciously and I wonder what he’s up to
I’ll ask a fellow guard to help and watch what he will do
A creep, a creep…this guy is such a creep
He goes off to the restroom as he did awhile ago
I’m thinking that he has problems with his plumbing down below
And then I might have seen an illusion…because his trousers are looking more full
It seems that his thighs have been growing and that’s inexplicable
A creep, a creep…this guy is such a creep
Now I’m certain that something is wrong…his hands are down in his pants
If this guy is some kind of pervert, he’s taking quite a chance
And then I had noticed memos that were sticking out of his socks
If this clown has been stealing things, his head is full of rocks
A creep, a creep…this guy is such a creep
Then he knows I am on to him and he is heading out the door
A memo just fell from his pants, and he’s leaving it on the floor
He makes it outside the building and he yells back at me
Hey, Buddy, I have just stolen some of our history
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