Posted on 01/12/2007 8:47:34 PM PST by doug from upland
Ah, yes. Mention of some of the dead guys -- Foster, Brown, Parks, and McDougal.
NICE TO BE WITH YOU
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It’s nice to have a friend like you
There’s not anything you wouldn’t do
If I said save my legacy
I know that you would come through for me
Sandy, if you risk jail, I’m posting your bail, I promise
This commission thing has been getting me worried
‘Cause I didn’t kill Osama…when I really did have the chance
Now hear me out on this…though it may sound silly
Here’s what you must do…go stuff some memos down inside your pants
It’s nice to have a friend like you
There’s not anything you wouldn’t do
If I said save my legacy
I know that you would come through for me
Sandy, if you risk jail, I’m posting your bail, I promise
Let us clear the air about Parks, Brown, and Foster and my partner Jim McDougal
Those had not been my Arkansides
I think behind those things
Is the one whose wearing those black pantsuits
Who’s always mocked because of her big thighs
It’s nice to have a friend like you
There’s not anything you wouldn’t do
If I said save my legacy
I know that you would come through for me
Sandy, if you risk jail, I’m posting your bail, I promise
It’s nice to have a friend like you
There’s not anything you wouldn’t do
If I said save my legacy
I know that you would come through for me
Sandy, if you risk jail, I’m posting your bail, I promise
COMING NEXT: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves
Cher will be a witness in the Paul v Clinton trial.
GYPSIES, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES
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Clinton gave Sandy Berger a job he must do
He said, “You know how much I am counting on you
I have heard you’re a burgling man
I need you to pilfer…every single memo you think you can”
What a lowlife thief…he went into the archives and he stole the memos
Stuck them in his briefs
Amazingly, Sandy once had been, oh my…our top NSA guy
He took the files and hid them away…he would make sure they’re no longer in play
Sandy had done everything he could…who could have suspected, that a friend of Clinton had been up to no good
What a lowlife thief…he went to the archives and he stole the memos
Stuck them in his briefs
Amazingly, Sandy once had been, oh my…our top NSA guy
Everyone thought he would be in trouble…big jail time
When have you seen just one Clintonista really pay for a crime? Any crime?
They get away each time with their crimes…each time
Then the day he was caught and was feeling some heat…his friends had volunteered that he wasn’t too neat
His defense was his sloppiness…he lived in a pigsty…everything around him was such a mess
What a lowlife thief…he went into the archives and he stole the memos
Stuck them in his briefs
Amazingly, Sandy once had been, oh my…our top NSA guy
What a lowlife thief…he went into the archives and he stole the memos
Stuck them in his briefs
Amazingly, Sandy once had been, oh my…our top NSA guy
COMING NEXT: Under the Boardwalk
This was the first one I sent. Not too exciting, but at least it tells some of the history. Every time I wrote one of these, I became more angry. How could this guy deliberately sneak out classified documents, hide them in a drop zone by a trailer, and then destroy them. And no jail time!!!
UNDER THE BOARDWALK
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The impeached president called Sandy up and asked a favor
The Commission would be meeting soon and something must be done
Under the trailer…that is the plan, he’s the man…he had to do it for Bill Clinton, quick as he can
So Clinton authorized that he’d have access to the archives
Sandy went to tinkle every 30 minutes while he’s there
Under the trailer…that is the plan, he’s the man…he had to do it for Bill Clinton, quick as he can
Under the trailer, he hid the docs
Under the trailer, from his trousers and socks
Under the trailer, no one’s gonna see
Under trailer, saving Bill’s legacy
Under the trailer…trailer
Under the trailer…that is the plan, he’s the man…he had to do it for Bill Clinton, quick as he can
Under the trailer, he hid the docs
Under the trailer, from his trousers and socks
Under the trailer, Sandy’s really brave
Under the trailer, Clinton’s legacy’s saved
Under the trailer…trailer
COMING NEXT: Raindrops Are Fallin' on My Head
Yep, with the Bush Justice Department, nothing was worrying Sandy. Nothing worries Hillary.
RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN’ ON MY HEAD
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MIDI file (No. 5):
Memos keep falling in my pants
I know some will call me a Bill Clinton sycophant
Things I do for him, oh
I wonder if I’m caught if I’ll get in trouble
We both sat down and we planned out this whole thing
And each thirty minutes I’d pretend I’m tinkling
That should do the trick, oh
I wonder if I’m caught if I’ll get in trouble
And when the plan was hatched…he gave to me his detailed instructions
Dump them outside, under the trailer for construction
Memos keep falling in my socks
I hope my excuses are not seen as just a crock
Sloppy’s what I am, oh
I wonder if I’m caught if I’ll get in trouble
I hope I’ll see…there’s no jail time for me
Memos keep falling in my pants
I know some will call me a Bill Clinton sycophant
Things I do for him, oh
I wonder if I’m caught if I’ll get in trouble
The guards are looking suspiciously at me
I’ve got to be saving the Bill Clinton legacy
Can’t afford to fail, oh
I wonder if I’m caught if I’ll get in trouble
And when the plan was hatched…he gave to me his detailed instructions
Dump them outside, under the trailer for construction
Memos keep falling in my pants
I’ve got to get ready for the right wing talk show rants
That will be okay, oh
I wonder if I’m caught if I’ll get in trouble
With Bush, you see…nothing’s worrying me
COMING NEXT: Lodi
About four years ago, we went out of the way on a trip and checked out Lodi. We actually bought a really neat quilt rack there.
LODI
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It was three years ago
When Sandy received the call
Clinton had an assignment…he’s asked to risk it all
You do not tell Clinton no when Bill’s on one of his rants
Oh my, docs are stuck in his pants
Inside the archive room…by Bill it had been arranged
Sandy started to wonder if he’d become deranged
You do not tell Clinton no when Bill’s on one of his rants
Oh my, docs are stuck in his pants
Every half hour or so the restroom was where he strode
He told guards he was worried his bladder might explode
You do not tell Clinton no when Bill’s on one of his rants
Oh my, docs are stuck in his pants
When he had looked outside, a trailer had caught his eye
He knew there he could dump them and later on drop by
You do not tell Clinton no when Bill’s on one of his rants
Oh my, docs are stuck in his pants
Oh my, docs are stuck in his pants
COMING NEXT: Windy
WINDY
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Who is the one I sent to the Archives…who is the one who covered my rear
Who is the one I always can count on…everyone knows it Sandy
Who is the one who jumps without question…who is one who does what I need
Who is the one who risks time in prison…everyone knows it Sandy
There’s lots of room in his pants…they fall when he tries to dance
I told him to take a chance…for his pal Bill…he’s loyal still
Who is the one who’s document stealing…who will be saving my legacy
Who is the one the guards had been watching…everyone knows it’s Sandy
There’s lots of room in his pants…they fall when he tries to dance
I told him to take a chance…for his pal Bill…he’s loyal still
Who is the one who went to the trailer…who had been hoping no one would see
Who’s finally caught when guards paid attention…everyone knows it’s Sandy
Who is the one who’s using the scissors…who’s cutting up what no one must see
Who covered me regarding Osama…everyone knows it’s Sandy
Who is the one who’d be testifying…who is the one who’s lying for me
Who’s that sloppy guy who has us all laughing…everybody knows it’s Sandy
COMING NEXT: Annie's Song (oh, my....you fill up my trousers)
God rest his soul. John Denver created some great music.
ANNIE’S SONG
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I fill up my trousers when I visit the Archives
I was sent on a mission by the guy they impeached
Certain things must stay hidden about getting bin Laden
We must always keep them from right wingers’ reach
There was a hearing all about 9-11
Bill said I had to do this to save his legacy
There’s another concern here…the one in the black pantsuit
I’m very frightened of Queen Hillary
Osama bin Laden had been in range quite often
Clinton just wouldn’t do it…that’s the true history
I hid docs by the trailer pulled from my socks and trousers
It was accidental, I’m sloppy, you see
COMING NEXT: You're So Vain (I love nailing a song by a Clintonista)
If I had any talent I'd try to come up with something for Transfusion by Nevrous Norvis a top 1950s hit. :)
YOU’RE SO VAIN
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He walked in to the archives like he was thinking he owned the place
His pants strategically dipped below his gut…he stared the guard in the face
He had one eye on the folders he’d…be taking without a trace
Everyone thought Sandy had lots of stature, had lots of stature
Now he’s insane…he’s stuffing memos into his trousers
He’s gone insane…he’s stuffing them right down in his trousers…oh my, oh my
Bill Clinton screwed up some years ago…Osama had been in sight
He told our forces he was just too busy now…get back to him late that night
And so Sandy had to cover him…he had run from the fight
He knew Bill’s dreaming of playing with interns, playing with interns
Now he’s insane…he’s stuffing memos into his trousers
He’s gone insane…he’s stuffing them right down in his trousers…oh my, oh my
He had sneaked them out and then looking around, spotted a nice safe spot
He would be dumping them off, then he’d return…when things were not so hot
He was praying Bill would not leave him…in a jail to rot
Why in the world had he done this for Clinton, done this for Clinton
Now he’s insane…he’s stuffing memos into his trousers
He’s gone insane…he’s stuffing them right down in his trousers…oh my, oh my
He’s insane…he’s stuffing memos into his trousers
He’s insane…he’s stuffing memos into his trousers
He’s insane…he’s stuffing memos into his trousers
He’s insane…he’s stuffing memos into his trousers
He’s insane (fade out)
COMING NEXT: Popeye
I have no doubt that the entire song he chooses will be recorded and played quite often, perhaps even offered to download from his site.
I don't know the song TRANSFUSION. There was once a major league A-ho on this site some years ago called Nervous Norvus.
I know, they are all blending in together. Just think about the judges have to read over 800.
POPEYE
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I’m Sandy the Burglar Man…I’m Sandy the Burglar Man
‘Though it’s tough to swallow…his orders I’ll follow
I’ll help Clinton all I can
His policy’s rotten about that bin Laden…he let the guy get away
I’m one guy he can trust…I’ll pilfer what I must
I’ll prove loyalty today
I’ll fill up my pants surreptitiously
So I’m not a scoop for Lou Dobbs
If they burst my bubble and I get in trouble
The Bennett I’ll call is Bob
I’m Sandy the Burglar Man…I’m Sandy the Burglar Man
‘Though it’s tough to swallow…his orders I’ll follow
I’ll help Clinton all I can
COMING NEXT: Land Down Under
Can either of you do any of these?
LAND DOWN UNDER
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The Commission was meeting real soon
And Bill Clinton says that he is worried
He calls up a fall guy, that’s Sandy Berger
And says get this done in a hurry
He tells him
I will get you the access inside
So you can get busy reading
I hope it won’t be taking too long
To get in there and take what I’m needing
Clinton said to get there right away
He warned, if a guard should start to wonder
Get into the men’s restroom quickly
Stuff those things right into a place that’s down under
He told him, there’s something that you’ve got to do
It is a job you can’t blunder
Steal the docs or this time I am though
And stuff them in a place that’s down under
You will find there’s a trailer outside
That’s the place where you should drop ‘em
If somebody starts to get nosy
Tell him – back off or you may just have to pop ‘em
He told him, there’s something that you’ve got to do
It is a job you can’t blunder
Steal the docs or this time I am though
And stuff them in a place that’s down under
There’s something that you’ve got to do
It is a job you can’t blunder
Steal the docs or this time I am though
And stuff them in a place that’s down under
There’s something that you’ve got to do
It is a job you can’t blunder
Steal the docs or this time I am though
And stuff them in a place that’s down under
COMING SOON: Flipper
FLIPPER
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There is a man…Bill’s most loyal man
They had cooked up a devious plan
For his pal Clinton he’d take the chance
And stuff things down in his pants
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
That NSA guy…yes, that’s the one who’s trusted for years
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
And can you believe it…he’s risking prison, but had no fear
So on his quest, he’s set to begin
If he got caught, the fix would be in
Don’t expect justice for Clinton hacks
His clearance he would get back
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
That NSA guy…yes, that’s the one who’s trusted for years
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
And can you believe it…he’s risking prison, but had no fear
Then on that day he finally got caught
Bush Justice guys some think had been bought
Let had let Sandy off easily
And he saved Bill’s legacy
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
That NSA guy…yes, that’s the one who’s trusted for years
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
And can you believe it…he’s risking prison, but had no fear
COMING SOON: Over There
OVER THERE
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Here is your assignment…I got you access
Get into the archives, I need you over there
Underwear, underwear…stuff the memos in your underwear
I will not post bail, if you should fail…I’ll let you rot there, I won’t care
In your socks…in your socks…you can hide memos inside your socks
Sandy Burglar, I’m counting on you…make excuses even if they sound like a crock
Take a chance…take a chance…I am sure you have big enough pants
Do it with a smile…and in awhile…the gals may think you’re more enhanced
Drop them off…drop them off…by the trailer you can drop them off
And then fool them while testifying…they will never catch us…at justice we will scoff
COMING NEXT: It's My Party
IT’S MY PARTY
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Nobody knows where the files have gone…but guards are staring at me
I’ve got to play this thing cool…I’m saving Bill’s legacy
It’s my Dockers and I’ll hide what I want to…hide what I want to
Hide what I want to
You’d hide them too if Bill Clinton asked you
What will I do if they’re patting me down…they might fall out on the floor
I wasn’t finished here yet…I hoped to pilfer some more
It’s my Dockers and I’ll hide what I want to…hide what I want to
Hide what I want to
You’d hide them too if Bill Clinton asked you
There is a trailer that I’ve gotta reach…it’s there that I’ll make the drop
What if he’s drawing his gun and he is yelling to stop
It’s my Dockers and I’ll hide what I want to…hide what I want to
Hide what I want to
You’d hide them too if Bill Clinton asked you
COMING NEXT: Come a Little Bit Closer
COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
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In a small reading room, I would do what Clinton had ordered
But if things go awry, I may flee to south of the border
Bill said, “We must hide history…there are memos that people can’t see”
But the guard seems suspicious and he’s been staring at me-e-e
Please don’t come any closer…my goodness, I sure have taken a chance
Please don’t come any closer…you cannot find what I stuffed in my pants
They bring more from the shelf and so I continue my reading
And I’ve found several so far I am certain we will be needing
Bill said, “We must hide history…there are memos people can’t see”
But the guard seems suspicious and he’s staring at me-e-e
Please don’t come any closer…my goodness, I sure have taken a chance
Please don’t come any closer…you cannot find what I stuffed in my pants
Then I’m heading outside for the drop zone under the trailer
Look, I’ve broken my zipper, I must go visit my tailor
Bill told me, “Hide history…there’s memos people can’t see”
But the guard seems suspicious and he is staring at me-e-e
Please don’t come any closer…my goodness, I sure have taken a chance
Please don’t come any closer…you cannot find what I stuffed in my pants
COMING NEXT: Chicken Dance
CHICKEN DANCE
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Clinton called the Burglar Man…Clinton called the Burglar Man…’cause he had a job to do
He needs him to take a chance…he needs him to take a chance…he knew Burglar would come through
There were memos he would need…there were memos he would need…he would need ‘em right away
In the Archives they are stashed…in the Archives they are stashed…he’s there today
Later there was a celebration…watch Sandy Burglar do a dance
My goodness, look how Sandy’s moving…he must have something inside his pants
He was careful with the files…he was careful with the files…he was moving stealthily
He was hoping that the guards…he was hoping that the guards…wouldn’t have a chance to see
There were memos Bill would need…there were memos Bill would need…he would need ‘em right away
In the Archives they are stashed…in the Archives they are stashed…he’s there today
Later there was a celebration…watch Sandy Burglar do a dance
My goodness, look how Sandy’s moving…he must have something inside his pants
To the restroom he would sneak…to the restroom he would sneak…no, it wasn’t One or Two
He faked bladder troubles well…he faked bladder troubles well…there was not a guard who knew
There were memos Bill would need…there were memos Bill would need…he would need ‘em right away
In the Archives they are stashed…in the Archives they are stashed…he’s there today
Later there was a celebration…watch Sandy Burglar do a dance
My goodness, look how Sandy’s moving…he must have something inside his pants
He would really pulled it off…he would really pull it off…Bill was pleased as he could be
And together they destroyed…and together they destroyed…some important history
There were memos Bill would need…there were memos Bill would need…he would need ‘em right away
In the Archives they are stashed…in the Archives they are stashed…he’s there today
Later there was a celebration…watch Sandy Burglar do a dance
My goodness, look how Sandy’s moving…he must have something inside his pants
Something was inside his pants
COMING NEXT: Nowhere Man
I saw this with only an hour to spare before the deadline (PST anyway) but I had to try my hand.
WHAT I DID FOR BILL
(apologies to A Chorus Line's "What I Did For Love")
"Kiss today goodbye
If you don't destroy those papers!
I wish you luck," she said to me,
"And you won't regret
What you did for Bill,
What you did for Bill."
Look, my socks are full
The docs were ours to borrow
It's as if they Never Were!
And I won't forget
What I did for Bill,
What I did for Bill.
Gone
The evidence is gone
As the legacy goes on
No one will remember
Kiss my luck goodbye
And point me to the dumpster
I did what I Had To Do!
Won't forget, can't regret
What I did for Bill!
NOWHERE MAN
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He’s a real Burglar Man…for Bill he does what he can
It’s about protecting Clinton’s legacy
He hoped that no one would view…what Bill ordered him to do
Stealing an important piece of history
Burglar Man, don’t worry…get it done in a hurry
Burglar Man, you must acquiesce to Clinton’s demands
He’ll commit a felony…then head out the door to flee
Hoping that nobody pays attention
Burglar Man, don’t worry…get it done in a hurry
Burglar Man, you must acquiesce to Clinton’s demands
Make sure you get your pants full…on your zipper do not pull
Or somebody’s gonna be embarrassed
Burglar Man, don’t worry…just do it in a hurry
Burglar Man, you must acquiesce to Clinton’s demands
When it’s time to testify…He’s expecting you to lie
Bill will show you it is very easy
Bill will show you it is very easy
Bill will show you it is very easy
COMING NEXT: Brady Bunch, Has Anybody Seen My Gal, Hey Paula
Nice. My guess is that the contest closed at midnight his time. Good luck.
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