FLIPPER
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There is a man…Bill’s most loyal man
They had cooked up a devious plan
For his pal Clinton he’d take the chance
And stuff things down in his pants
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
That NSA guy…yes, that’s the one who’s trusted for years
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
And can you believe it…he’s risking prison, but had no fear
So on his quest, he’s set to begin
If he got caught, the fix would be in
Don’t expect justice for Clinton hacks
His clearance he would get back
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
That NSA guy…yes, that’s the one who’s trusted for years
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
And can you believe it…he’s risking prison, but had no fear
Then on that day he finally got caught
Bush Justice guys some think had been bought
Let had let Sandy off easily
And he saved Bill’s legacy
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
That NSA guy…yes, that’s the one who’s trusted for years
He’s Sandy Burglar, Burglar
And can you believe it…he’s risking prison, but had no fear
COMING SOON: Over There
OVER THERE
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Here is your assignment…I got you access
Get into the archives, I need you over there
Underwear, underwear…stuff the memos in your underwear
I will not post bail, if you should fail…I’ll let you rot there, I won’t care
In your socks…in your socks…you can hide memos inside your socks
Sandy Burglar, I’m counting on you…make excuses even if they sound like a crock
Take a chance…take a chance…I am sure you have big enough pants
Do it with a smile…and in awhile…the gals may think you’re more enhanced
Drop them off…drop them off…by the trailer you can drop them off
And then fool them while testifying…they will never catch us…at justice we will scoff
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