Worse for you guys is that the clergy of this new McReligion are going to call themselves Baptists, and the AP is soon going to reporting all manner of nutty pronouncements attributed to "Baptist ministers."
While I'm not a baptist, I am a friend of the Baptists.
I agree with you, though. We'll soon be hearing about the Baptist drive to fully include homosexuals.
So far as the MSM is concerned this new grouping will be "The Baptists," and conservative Baptists will always be referred to with an adjective to imply that they are a fringe breakaway sect. The term "Evangelical" is treated that way now and this is just a ploy to write the Baptists, just like the Evangelicals, out of the News and public discourse. It is the New Memory Hole. They will be sending us a new set of pages to splice into our Greater Soviet Encyclopedias soon.