There is nothing like a male (guys) ["slippery spleens" LoL)

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[freedomfiter2]

Yeah

But the rest of us call that "littering"

Leave no trace. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!


While still littering, paper airplanes are at least biodegradable.

[Valin]

Let us bow our heads for the Men's prayer

I'm a man,
but I can change,
if I have to,
I guess.

[Earthdweller]

"MALE RESPONSE: Pee!"

That's dangerous!! You would be too close to the edge!

Yes I'm a female, but I did smile when I had to pith frogs in biology because it made the guys stare and make weird faces.

[Valin]

Fourth of July picnic of the Chicagoland Corvair Enthusiasts was the Flaming Vacuum Cleaner competition

That this never made the Wide World of Sports is just one more example of the demise of western civilization!
Nothing say FUN, like stuff blowing up and/or catching fire!

[Earthdweller]

My husband said he and is kid buddies liked to catch mice alive and send them up in homemade replicas of space shuttles...

Evil..pure evil.

[camle]

aw c'mon girl! men have been markling territory since ceasar came, saw and peed.

and you wonder why men don't like ceasar salad!

[mmichaels1970]

I remember as a kid, my parents had this broken electric doorbell in the hallway. When I was about 9, I climbed up to it (with my back against one side of the hall, and my bare feet pulling me up the other), removed it, and stuck it over my bedroom door. I wired it through a model rocket launcher switch, and a nine volt battery. I pushed the button and "ding-dong"...pretty cool. I figured it would probably be a much better door bell if I plugged each end of the stripped wire directly into the nearest electrical socket. This way if I was outside playing and someone wanted into my bedroom, I could still hear the bell ring. The result was "DING...melt....poof....smoke". Your vacuum story brought that memory back particularly strong. Thanks.

[Oberon]

Okay now, rp, you and I have had our differences in the past; but using gasoline to make a vacuum cleaner emulate a jet engine...that's pretty cool.

[wizr]

In days of old when knights were bold
and toilets were not yet invented.
They did their job
by the side of the road,
and walked away, contented.

[camle]

and oh! the wonderous green plants by the side of the road...

[traviskicks]

lol

[Boxsford]

funny story.

May I ask what you do for a living? Engineer?

[mmichaels1970]

Computer programmer/IT Director...

I was a slacker in college.