"Chris, 36, whose pursuit of happiness has switched from chasing New York hotties to seeking down-home enlightenment".
...I assume that "hotties" are other men. So "Chris" will seek AIDS at home instead of a gay bar full of "hotties"?
Hey, Chris--the cheerleader who received a proposal from the Boise state football player-THAT's a hottie-not some hairy ass dude!