[robertpaulsen]

"A condom squeeze-it novelty in plain sight in your luggage only says drug smuggler if you've watched too many bad movies."

It also says drug smuggler to an airport screener, especially if it's in a suitcase, filled with a white powder (instead of sand or water), and there's three of them.

Unless you're saying she had three hands?

[CGTRWK]

It also says drug smuggler to an airport screener, especially if it's in a suitcase, filled with a white powder (instead of sand or water), and there's three of them.

This woman was not trained or employed as an airport drug screener. It is not any more reasonable to expect her to know how drugs are smuggled than it is to expect the airport drug screeners to know the fine points of her comparative literature.

[tacticalogic]

It also says drug smuggler to an airport screener, especially if it's in a suitcase, filled with a white powder (instead of sand or water), and there's three of them.

How many drug smugglers put drugs into condoms and then put them in a suitcase? Drug smugglers put drugs into condoms and then swallow them. They don't put them in their luggage. Sheesh.