[tacticalogic]

It also says drug smuggler to an airport screener, especially if it's in a suitcase, filled with a white powder (instead of sand or water), and there's three of them.

How many drug smugglers put drugs into condoms and then put them in a suitcase? Drug smugglers put drugs into condoms and then swallow them. They don't put them in their luggage. Sheesh.

[robertpaulsen]

"How many drug smugglers put drugs into condoms and then put them in a suitcase?"

The careless ones. The stupid ones. The arrogant ones. The forgetful ones. The ones who plant them in other people' luggage. The ones who think they're being clever.