[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Feng Shui good. Bible & Christianity bad. It just gets deeper and deeper every day and the people wander blindly. How sad.

[CrazyIvan]

I would have loved to turned one of these nutcases loose on my old bachelor pad in the woods. Seeing them explain the energy paths and auras of a mill, lathe, gun safe, welder, and such would have been worth a few bucks.

[Wacahootie]

Ive been a studying Feng Shoe in singlewide trailers.

This pitcher shows a vintage 1968 Homelite chain saw wif a 20 inch bar in the middle of 6 Red Dog Beer bottles in the bay winder of my 1975 Bubbas Dream singlewide trailer.!Lookie how the setting sun frum the west shines on them beer bottles, wile the bar of the chain saw points to the east!

That is Fung Shoe if I ever seen it!

And this whole shootin match is rite at the exact tip of the bay winder so it now I gots a Fung Shoe Triangle in my singlewide!!!!

This gives my trailer Triple Fung Shoe Paramid Power!

Cousin Lonnie tole me that this Fung Shoe power will protect my singlewide frum tornadoes and sinkholes but not the repo man.

http://buckandmabelsbigadventure.blogspot.com/2006/12/fung-shoe-and-single-wide-trailer.html

[Bernard]

I forget the name of the studay that Skinner performed in the 1930's. The basic conclusion is that any attention paid to workers has positive reaction from the workers, whether the attention is good or bad.

I thought I was supposed get an egg-roll with Feng Shui.

[Old Professer]

Remember the scene in Harper where Strother Martin is the cult leader dressed in robes in this mock open air cathedral complete with a firepit high on the hill overlooking Malibu and he begins to chant in his patented, plaintive way, "Where's the harm? Where's the Harm?"

[vetvetdoug]

I asked a female veterinarian for a date from Dana Point that was covered up in Feng Shui obsessively. I told her that basic Christian principles were better principles to follow than Feng Shui but both beliefs espoused respect and patience. She didn't like what I had to say about Christianity and needless to say, didn't go out with me.

[Vaquero]

It's just that demon life has got me in 'Feng Shui'
It's just that demon life has got me in 'Feng Shui'

[AnnaZ]

I tried to convince my son to got to this school. He refused. Who's smarter? (LOL)

[inkling]

Feng Shui good. Bible & Christianity bad. It just gets deeper and deeper every day and the people wander blindly. How sad.

"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything."
-- Alexander Hamilton

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[IronJack]

The way I see it, feng shui is a lot like astrology or the Democrats. It's fun to explore some of its ideas -- mostly because they're so silly -- but you run into danger if you start to take it seriously.

[Vaquero]

You're not Chinese!?!?

DONNA

[pause] No.

ESTELLE

I thought you were Chinese!!

DONNA

I'm from Long Island.

ESTELLE

Long Island?!?!

I thought I was gettin' advice from a Chinese woman!!

DONNA

I'm sorry..?

ESTELLE

Well! Then, that changes everything!

GEORGE

What?!

ESTELLE

She's not Chinese; I was duped!!

GEORGE

So what?! She gave you advice; what's the difference if she's not Chinese?!?!

ESTELLE

I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!!

[Frank_2001]

Well, I guess next week they'll bring in an Evangelical pastor, right? Oh wait, there's an imam already scheduled/s It would be nice if they could get their knuckleheads ( I mean students;) to excel in MATH and SCIENCE, like the Chinese seem to do so well, instead of "feng shui", but that won't happen either.....

[lysie]

I wonder how miss goody two shoes... Stacy Davenport, a feng shui consultant..would deal with 3 dogs and 4 cats...or several children/grandchildren.

I'm proud to say..our house is feng shui-less.

Most of the times, I'm proud that my house is a mess and out of sorts. It means it's lived/loved in...not idolized or shrined.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

When my life is out of whack, instead of using Feng Shui, I just play a country music song backwards...and I get my dog back, my truck back, my gun back, my husband back, my house back... *SMIRK*