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FENG SHUI CONSULTANT BRINGS HER EXPERTISE TO AUSTIN SCHOOL
The Austin American-Statesman ^
| 31 December 2006
| Raven L. Hill
Posted on 01/01/2007 6:08:37 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
You're not Chinese!?!?
DONNA
[pause] No.
ESTELLE
I thought you were Chinese!!
DONNA
I'm from Long Island.
ESTELLE
Long Island?!?!
I thought I was gettin' advice from a Chinese woman!!
DONNA
I'm sorry..?
ESTELLE
Well! Then, that changes everything!
GEORGE
What?!
ESTELLE
She's not Chinese; I was duped!!
GEORGE
So what?! She gave you advice; what's the difference if she's not Chinese?!?!
ESTELLE
I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!!
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posted on
01/01/2007 9:14:17 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(Moderate Islam is Radical Islams Trojan horse in the West)
To: BeAllYouCanBe
I have received over 10 interested Freep-Mails and almost all ask the same question:
Can you get a free Feng Shui consultation when you sign up for the Life Coaching program?
YES, YES, yes for the first 40 to sign up --limited time only.
62
posted on
01/01/2007 9:19:19 AM PST
by
BeAllYouCanBe
(Until Americans love their own children more than they love Nancy Pelosi this suicide will continue.)
To: BeAllYouCanBe
Oh, my golly, more questions:
Can BeAllYouCanBe answer some Life questions here to demonstrate the value of the Life Coaching program?
Yes, but be brief and have your credit card ready so you won't lose your place for actual paid help.
63
posted on
01/01/2007 9:25:55 AM PST
by
BeAllYouCanBe
(Until Americans love their own children more than they love Nancy Pelosi this suicide will continue.)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Well, I guess next week they'll bring in an Evangelical pastor, right? Oh wait, there's an imam already scheduled/s It would be nice if they could get their knuckleheads ( I mean students;) to excel in MATH and SCIENCE, like the Chinese seem to do so well, instead of "feng shui", but that won't happen either.....
To: BeAllYouCanBe
OK, this is it, the last bit of free advice.
To client 138H338-1:
Take your bowling ball out of the back closet and place it next to your bed to free up energy flowing in from the glowing sunset in the west.
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posted on
01/01/2007 10:23:22 AM PST
by
BeAllYouCanBe
(Until Americans love their own children more than they love Nancy Pelosi this suicide will continue.)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
I wonder how miss goody two shoes... Stacy Davenport, a feng shui consultant..would deal with 3 dogs and 4 cats...or several children/grandchildren.
I'm proud to say..our house is feng shui-less.
Most of the times, I'm proud that my house is a mess and out of sorts. It means it's lived/loved in...not idolized or shrined.
66
posted on
01/01/2007 10:31:10 AM PST
by
lysie
(I pledge allegiance to this flag And if that bothers you, well that's too bad)
To: jalisco555
Penn & Teller BS is a great series. I try to make my teenagers watch it. It's a great counter-agent to the liberal BS and helps to make them less gulible. Highly recommended, the episode on PETA was especially good.
67
posted on
01/01/2007 10:40:33 AM PST
by
CATravelAgent
(Unless you're the lead dog, the view is always the same)
To: BeAllYouCanBe
Take your bowling ball out of the back closet and place it next to your bed to free up energy flowing in from the glowing sunset in the westWhat? Only 1 bowling ball..several that have not been used in years should be included, eh?
68
posted on
01/01/2007 10:44:21 AM PST
by
lysie
(I pledge allegiance to this flag And if that bothers you, well that's too bad)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin; All
When my life is out of whack, instead of using Feng Shui, I just play a country music song backwards...and I get my dog back, my truck back, my gun back, my husband back, my house back... *SMIRK*
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posted on
01/01/2007 10:46:50 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Yeah, but what happens to your beer?
70
posted on
01/01/2007 10:50:53 AM PST
by
lysie
(I pledge allegiance to this flag And if that bothers you, well that's too bad)
To: lysie
I never give up my beer in the first place, LOL!
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posted on
01/01/2007 10:59:20 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
To: vetvetdoug
73
posted on
01/01/2007 11:59:48 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: lysie
"several that have not been used in years"
This is very bad. Much bad energy being given off from the yin and yang of the many bowling balls.
To fix this send me your checking account number and the bank routing number. (If you don't know these numbers send me a photo copy of your check and I tell you.) Also, if you have valuables in a safe-deposit-box send me the key so I can check out the feng shui of the box. Good feng shui in storing your treasures will cause an increase in good fortune.
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posted on
01/01/2007 12:11:03 PM PST
by
BeAllYouCanBe
(Until Americans love their own children more than they love Nancy Pelosi this suicide will continue.)
To: BeAllYouCanBe
No way. Next summer I'm going to do this, gazing ball, with them LOL..
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posted on
01/01/2007 12:35:12 PM PST
by
lysie
(I pledge allegiance to this flag And if that bothers you, well that's too bad)
To: lysie
Ah, so this velly good feng shui. This will help in positive energy flow as long as you still send bank account numbers to me for analysis.
No numbers then you have bowling ball curse!! This no joke -- I apply curse soon if no money comes in.
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posted on
01/01/2007 12:44:08 PM PST
by
BeAllYouCanBe
(Until Americans love their own children more than they love Nancy Pelosi this suicide will continue.)
To: BeAllYouCanBe
LOL
No numbers then you have bowling ball curse!!
Crud! Does that mean I'll superglue or contact cement my fingers together?
bowling ball curse
Otherwise known as BBC. No wonder they can't report the news correctly! They have the curse. HA!
77
posted on
01/01/2007 12:51:19 PM PST
by
lysie
(I pledge allegiance to this flag And if that bothers you, well that's too bad)
To: lysie
cement my fingers together?Yu velly smart for western person. Negative energy cannot fix bad yan from dangerous chemicals in house.
Arrange all chairs to point north and point super glue to west when decorating bowling ball -- this will work only if you send me money for yang.
78
posted on
01/01/2007 12:59:34 PM PST
by
BeAllYouCanBe
(Until Americans love their own children more than they love Nancy Pelosi this suicide will continue.)
To: BeAllYouCanBe
I give up. You win...here.. Don't spend it all in one place.
![](http://www.craphound.com/images/sparemonopolymoney.jpg)
I like your humor, BAYCB.
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posted on
01/01/2007 1:08:20 PM PST
by
lysie
(I pledge allegiance to this flag And if that bothers you, well that's too bad)
To: lysie
"Don't spend it all in one place"
I no get money!!
Here is bowling ball curse:
May all of your Democrat relatives who you don't know about who live in Arkansas on welfare, find out about you and move-in for good!
This is for real -- you cannot get out of it.
80
posted on
01/01/2007 1:42:20 PM PST
by
BeAllYouCanBe
(Until Americans love their own children more than they love Nancy Pelosi this suicide will continue.)
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