Not only does Harp Music beat central heating and indoor toilets, it provides the myopic with an excellent laxative. BTW, the Irish had central heating and toilets any time they wanted them, its just that their lives were not anally fixated, and their desired comforts had a much different organizational priority, keeping warm was accomplished in other ways, and $hitting was rarely regarded as a valued activity warranting construction of singular edifices.
Catharsis has its own rewards my good man. Dream on.
Ah... the classic Gaelic wit.