THE 'MATERNALIZATION' OF HILLARY
(CLINTON MACHINE DUMPS THATCHER FOR 'MOTHER')
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR 5
- by Mia T, 12.30.06
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hether the problem is with the "Lady" part or with the "Thatcher"--(or, as I suspect, with both)-- missus-clinton-as-Lady-Thatcher simply isn't selling.
COURSE CORRECTIONA delusional, inflated view of self had caused missus clinton to veer right. She had calculated--wrongly--that she could run a general (centrist) campaign during the primary and not alienate the base; she didn't understand that the base wasn't in her corner to begin with. 1 (And perhaps worse, neither was the smart money.) 2
"PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER THEY SPELL 'MOTHER'?"Absurdity has never stopped the clintons. This is the case partly because they think we're idiots and partly because it is they, in fact, who are.3
The clintons finally figured out that if they want to win the nomination, they had better consolidate what they think is their gimme--the group they had used and abused forever--women. 4, 5, 6 (Their logic is finally right even if their gimme premise is false.) 12
And so we have the ultimate incongruity: hillary clinton as MOTHER... sloshing through the suds circuit... seriously... so to speak....
VIRTUAL SURREALITYThe husband told us about his VIRTUAL OBSESSION with bin Laden 7 and its perfect parry, his policy of VIRTUAL KILL, 8 together the incontrovertible proximate cause of 9/11. 9
The wife has apparently concocted a similarly feckless and dangerous feint: VIRTUAL MATERNAL.
For decades, for power and treasure, missus clinton aided and abetted her rapist husband and was an abuser of women in her own right; 10 yet she feigns concern about sexually graphic images hidden inside video games.11
Can you say "psychopathic"???
Hypocrisy abounds in this Age of clinton, a Postmodern Oz rife with constitutional deconstruction and semantic subversion, a virtual surreality polymarked by presidential alleles peccantly misplaced or, in the case of Jefferson, posthumously misappropriated.
Mia T, 01.11.99
THE OTHER NIXON
The teenage oral sex panic began in the late 1990s. It is in some ways a part of the Clinton legacy--more specifically, the Clinton-Lewinsky legacy. It was Clinton's most famous line ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky") and the subsequent debate on whether receiving oral sex qualified as "sexual relations" that produced the apparently shocking disclosure that a lot of teenagers were not only engaging in oral sex but regarding it as not quite sex.Worse: According to press accounts, America's young Monicas weren't just having oral sex; they were having it in circumstances that would raise Hugh Hefner's eyebrows. In July 1998, The Washington Post ran a front-page story with the headline, "Parents Are Alarmed by an Unsettling New Fad in Middle Schools: Oral Sex."
- For the children?
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by Mia T, 7.14.05- How cheerfully he seems to grin,
- How neatly spreads his claws,
- And welcomes little fishes in
- With gently smiling jaws!
- ~Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
- And welcomes little fishes in
- LUCINDA FRANKS: I think you're wrong because, after about two years of -- of working on this, you know, on and off, I think the president -- that the teenage culture caused the president's behavior in the way he behaved in -- with the oral sex.
BILL O'REILLY: I think you're crazy, Ms. Franks, with all due respect.
- Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is calling on federal regulators to investigate the latest version of Grand Theft Auto, a popular video game series that allows players to go on simulated crime sprees.
- In a letter she is sending Thursday to the Federal Trade Commission, Mrs. Clinton expressed concern over reports that anyone who used a free code downloaded over the Internet could unlock sexually graphic images hidden inside the game, called Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
- Mrs. Clinton asked the commission to determine "the source of this content," especially since the game can fall into the hands of young people.
July 14, 2005Clinton Urges Inquiry Into Hidden Sex in Grand Theft Auto Game
RAYMOND HERNANDEZ
The New York Times - In a letter she is sending Thursday to the Federal Trade Commission, Mrs. Clinton expressed concern over reports that anyone who used a free code downloaded over the Internet could unlock sexually graphic images hidden inside the game, called Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
- How cheerfully he seems to grin,
f missus clinton
is serious
about keeping
pornography downloads
from our kids,
she
and that... husband... of hers
will upload themselves
straightaway
to
Chappaqua... or wherever...
and stay clear of
the Oval Office
--and the public square--
forever.
BACKGROUND:
HOW THE CLINTONS HANDLED THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR IN THE PAST
SEX, LIES AND SOCK PUPPETS:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR 4
THREE WOMEN AND A FUNERAL:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR 3
REINVENTING HILLARY... AGAIN
(clinton machine dumps Geena Davis for Margaret Thatcher)
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR 2
SCHEMA PINOCCHIO
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR
COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006
... While America appears not to be ready for a female president under any circumstances, the post-9/11 realities pose special problems for a female presidential candidate. Add to these the problems unique to missus clinton. The reviews make the mistake of focusing on the problems of the generic female presidential candidate running during ordinary times.
