THE 'MATERNALIZATION' OF HILLARY (CLINTON MACHINE DUMPS THATCHER FOR MOTHER)

hillary clinton | 12.30.06 | Mia T

[Mia T]

THE 'MATERNALIZATION' OF HILLARY
(CLINTON MACHINE DUMPS THATCHER FOR 'MOTHER')
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR ₅

 

by Mia T, 12.30.06

 





hether the problem is with the "Lady" part or with the "Thatcher"--(or, as I suspect, with both)-- missus-clinton-as-Lady-Thatcher simply isn't selling.



COURSE CORRECTION

A delusional, inflated view of self had caused missus clinton to veer right. She had calculated--wrongly--that she could run a general (centrist) campaign during the primary and not alienate the base; she didn't understand that the base wasn't in her corner to begin with. ¹ (And perhaps worse, neither was the smart money.) ²







"PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER THEY SPELL 'MOTHER'?"

Absurdity has never stopped the clintons. This is the case partly because they think we're idiots and partly because it is they, in fact, who are.³

The clintons finally figured out that if they want to win the nomination, they had better consolidate what they think is their gimme--the group they had used and abused forever--women. ^{4, 5, 6} (Their logic is finally right even if their gimme premise is false.) ¹²

And so we have the ultimate incongruity: hillary clinton as MOTHER... sloshing through the suds circuit... seriously... so to speak....




VIRTUAL SURREALITY

The husband told us about his VIRTUAL OBSESSION with bin Laden ⁷ and its perfect parry, his policy of VIRTUAL KILL, ⁸ together the incontrovertible proximate cause of 9/11. ⁹

The wife has apparently concocted a similarly feckless and dangerous feint: VIRTUAL MATERNAL.

For decades, for power and treasure, missus clinton aided and abetted her rapist husband and was an abuser of women in her own right; ¹⁰ yet she feigns concern about sexually graphic images hidden inside video games.¹¹

Can you say "psychopathic"???

 

Hypocrisy abounds in this Age of clinton, a Postmodern Oz rife with constitutional deconstruction and semantic subversion, a virtual surreality polymarked by presidential alleles peccantly misplaced or, in the case of Jefferson, posthumously misappropriated.

Mia T, 01.11.99
THE OTHER NIXON

The teenage oral sex panic began in the late 1990s. It is in some ways a part of the Clinton legacy--more specifically, the Clinton-Lewinsky legacy. It was Clinton's most famous line ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky") and the subsequent debate on whether receiving oral sex qualified as "sexual relations" that produced the apparently shocking disclosure that a lot of teenagers were not only engaging in oral sex but regarding it as not quite sex.

Worse: According to press accounts, America's young Monicas weren't just having oral sex; they were having it in circumstances that would raise Hugh Hefner's eyebrows. In July 1998, The Washington Post ran a front-page story with the headline, "Parents Are Alarmed by an Unsettling New Fad in Middle Schools: Oral Sex."

The Great Fellatio Scare
Cathy Young

For the children?

by Mia T, 7.14.05

How cheerfully he seems to grin,

How neatly spreads his claws,

And welcomes little fishes in

With gently smiling jaws!

~Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

LUCINDA FRANKS: I think you're wrong because, after about two years of -- of working on this, you know, on and off, I think the president -- that the teenage culture caused the president's behavior in the way he behaved in -- with the oral sex.

BILL O'REILLY: I think you're crazy, Ms. Franks, with all due respect.

Fellating Kids and clinton Degeneracy:
The Revisionism Begins

 

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is calling on federal regulators to investigate the latest version of Grand Theft Auto, a popular video game series that allows players to go on simulated crime sprees.

In a letter she is sending Thursday to the Federal Trade Commission, Mrs. Clinton expressed concern over reports that anyone who used a free code downloaded over the Internet could unlock sexually graphic images hidden inside the game, called Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Mrs. Clinton asked the commission to determine "the source of this content," especially since the game can fall into the hands of young people.
July 14, 2005

Clinton Urges Inquiry Into Hidden Sex in Grand Theft Auto Game
RAYMOND HERNANDEZ
The New York Times

f missus clinton
is serious
about keeping
pornography downloads
from our kids,
she
and that... husband... of hers
will upload themselves
straightaway
to
Chappaqua... or wherever...
and stay clear of
the Oval Office
--and the public square--
forever.

BACKGROUND:
HOW THE CLINTONS HANDLED THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR IN THE PAST

SEX, LIES AND SOCK PUPPETS:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR ₄


THREE WOMEN AND A FUNERAL:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR ₃


REINVENTING HILLARY... AGAIN
(clinton machine dumps Geena Davis for Margaret Thatcher)
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR ₂


SCHEMA PINOCCHIO
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR


COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

HILLARY "Zelig" CLINTON:

WHEN A CONGENITAL LIAR'S RUTHLESS AMBITION EXCEEDS HER ABILITY

 

by Mia T, 12.20.06

 

 

illary clinton is the not-so Human Chameleon.

She is a paradoxical personification of nothingness.

She is a simplistic parody of Woody Allen's intricately layered Zelig.

The life of missus clinton is a mock documentary about a non-entity who takes on the characteristics of whatever strong--

or useful--

personality she comes in contact with.

Missus clinton's life seems small, and there is a reason for it: There aren't any characters in it.

Missus clinton proves what Woody Allen merely hypothesizes: The erroneousness of the almost universally held postulate, that everyone is someone.

A Scoundrel's Pythagorean Imperative

Mia T, 12.14.03

z = distance between flag lapel pin and chin

d = distance between midpoint of chin and jowl

y = distance between the midpoint of chin and top button

x = distance between top button and flag lapel pin

   

 

 

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.

G. K. Chesterton

 

... While America appears not to be ready for a female president under any circumstances, the post-9/11 realities pose special problems for a female presidential candidate. Add to these the problems unique to missus clinton. The reviews make the mistake of focusing on the problems of the generic female presidential candidate running during ordinary times.

These are not ordinary times. America is waging the global War on Terror; the uncharted territory of asymmetric netherworlds is the battlefield; the enemy is brutal, subhuman; the threat of global conflagration is real.

Defeating the enemy isn't sufficient. For America to prevail, she must also defeat a retrograde, misogynous mindset. To successfully prosecute the War on Terror, it is essential that the collective patriarchal islamic culture perceives America as politically and militarily strong. Condi Rice excepted, this requirement presents an insurmountable hurdle for any female presidential candidate, and especially missus clinton, historically antimilitary--(an image, incidentally, that is only enhanced today by her clumsy, termagant parody of Thatcher), forever the pitiful victim, and, according to Dick Morris, "the biggest dove in the clinton administration."

It is ironic that had the clintons not failed utterly to fight terrorism... not failed to take bin Laden from Sudan... not failed repeatedly to decapitate a nascent, still stoppable al Qaeda... the generic female president as a construct would still be viable... missus clinton's obstacles would be limited largely to standard-issue clintonisms: corruption, abuse, malpractice, malfeasance, megalomania, rape and treason... and, in spite of Juanita Broaddrick, or perhaps because of her, Rod Lurie would be reduced to perversely hawking the "First Gentleman" instead of the "Commander-in-Chief."

Mia T, 10.02.05
HILLARY'S COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF PROBLEM
(see descriptor morphs)

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

[Mia T]

If you click on the top image, you will hear audio from The View.

[Mia T]

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[pinz-n-needlez]

I listened to that. You do a great job with embedding info, graphics and sound.

I sometimes lose track of time getting involved with your links. LOL

And to think how people used to whine in the dial-up days about the richness of your threads. ;-) Then and now, your work is awesome!

[frankensnake]

The "mother" act is the one thing she has that can't be trumped by Obama.

[Earthdweller]

I'm so sick of these women who think there is no difference between women and men. I mean really, they have to be complete morons to ignore the scientific evidence.

Hillary and the feminazi movement can go suck factual eggs. I'm not about to let some elitist wannabe who looks like she is going through menopause make life and death decisions about myself and my family.

By they way..I have degrees in social sciences and biology if anyone wants to label me as a dumb brainwashed repub housewife. And yes...I'm still employed. I never quit work.

[yoe]

missus-clinton-as-Lady-Thatcher simply isn't selling.

Well Mia T, IMHO neither will 'mother hood'. Hillary is more of a female Putin don't you think? It just really hard to pin her down - she just keeps changing her image or thinks she does.....she isn't fooling anyone.......

[ksgoat]

Hillary is a Traitor, justlike her "husband"
So says the Retired First Class Petty Officer

[Wolverine]

bump

[TheSpottedOwl]

Excellent as usual, Mia :)

Frankly, I can't wait until Chelsea writes a "tell all" book about mommy dearest.

[Mia T]

Thank you, pinz. I do remember those dial-up days. And not too fondly. ;)

[Mia T]

Absolutely Putin. I had started a piece, 'OUR PUTIN POISON' about just that.... Maybe I'll finish it one of these days. ;)

[Mia T]

That this creature appears to be a credible candidate does not bode well for America.

We shall see, tho.... There is an outside chance the Ds will wise up and dump her unceremoniously. Happily, even.

[Mia T]

thanx ;)

[Mia T]

thanx :)

[Mia T]

I dunno. ;)

Obama seems more maternal than missus clinton, doncha think?

[yoe]

Putin's hooded eyes are so different from Hillary's insane, wide, fake google eyes......other than that, they sort of dress alike but how will you handle the dead pan Russian for the over the top Snake Oil female? LOL...........if anyone can do it, you can!

[yoe]

Putin's hooded eyes are so different from Hillary's insane, wide, fake google eyes......other than that, they sort of dress alike but how will you handle the dead pan Russian for the over the top Snake Oil female? LOL...........if anyone can do it, you can!

[tina07]

she's a MOTHER alright.........

[Mia T]

touché

[Coleus]

Hillary's New Strategy: The Mom President