Yeah, Sunport is closed because of visability problems.
Ok, home for the holiday, popcorn ready, Fox on TV, and the computer on FR!
The only thing that could make this situation better would be for justice to be served and a despot to meet Satan.
Saddam, not feeling well about his upcoming hanging, and concerned about his mortality, askes to consult with a psychic about the date of his death.
His request is granted, and she is brought to his jail cell. Saddam askes her the question about when he will die.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Saddam asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!"