Posted on 12/29/2006 6:08:29 AM PST by .cnI redruM
Duke University has a Board of Visitors. All major universities do, and the members of that board carry the charge of making sure that the university functions in an ethical, honorable and efficient manner that maximizes the reputation and societal contributions of the university as an institution of higher learning. It only appears to the untrained observer watching The Duke Rape Farce of 2006 that this board is merely a fictitious body of mysterious characters akin to The Illuminati.
The Board of Visitors has a vital role to play in the final unwinding of Mike Nifongs malicious yuppie hunt because of how the Duke University faculty has deported itself in the matter at hand. One advantage of academia lies in the fact that the individual professor can always retreat from pop culture and current events to explore the esoteric details of their academic discipline. The entire Duke Lacrosse debacle provided the Duke University faculty an excellent opportunity to be above it all and to wisely retreat.
Instead, these intellectual giants decided to care. They elected to care about the behavior of the Duke Lacrosse team in much the same manner that The Council of Islamic Courts decided to care whether Somali militiamen chewed on drugs. Like the mullahs of these aforementioned Islamic Courts, the Duke University Faculty has even started issuing its own unique brand of fatwa. To the embarrassment of Duke as a serious educational institution, 88 members of their faculty actually signed.
Upon the issuance of this Were Listening proclamation, it became time for the Duke Board of Visitors to give these clownish inquisitors an earful. The discussion should have begun with a brief recital of The Bill of Rights. Particular attention should have been paid to the part where defendants brought before the bar of justice are innocent until proven guilty.
Once these budding Einsteins understood the intricacies of the US legal system, the discussion could have then moved to other topics. A rereading of the professional duties of a university educator would certainly fit nicely at this juncture. The Visitors could then mention the employment status of non-tenure signers just to see if the Were Listening crowd was still receiving signal 5X5.
Unfortunately, several factors have inveighed against any mucking of the Augean Stable of faddish stupidity that pollutes the campus of most American universities. The climate on any of these campuses would instantly become about 30˚ Centigrade cooler if the student body not in favor of hanging wealthy, privileged lacrosse players from the goal posts of the rugby pitch were to raise their voices athwart the trendy Left-McCarthyism of politically correct gender politics.
The faculties and administrators of most major universities have gone from in loco parentis to just plain loco. There is no longer any sheriff in town. Authority figures who enforce just and even-handed law are badly out of intellectual vogue. No one flies over the campus cuckoo nest, because the inmates now administer the asylum.
The alumni associations seem not care. Its worse than that. They are economically invested in making sure the petty details all get swept under the rug. The name on the diploma these alumni received contributes to their economic marketability. This name has a price in terms of graduate salaries that moves up and down based on the academic reputation of the university in question.
If a current employer sees Duke University on a resume and thinks to himself. Hmm thats where drug-addled transvestites burn their S&M toys in public to protest gender oppression in modern America. That Christmas Bonus the Duke graduate is counting on big time isnt going to be six digits. The alumni are co-opted and wont stop feeding the multi-culti beast. Dont expect a bunch of former graduates to lead the charge against this idiocy.
This leaves the Board of Visitors as the last bastion against the degradation of our modern American university. They are the only people who can pull the plug on this race to the intellectual bottom. They are the last body that stands between the modern University being effective and vivacious as an intellectual climate and the modern university being the wellspring of nothing but profound and mediocre stupidity.
If not at Duke, where? If not because of the faculty turning on three of their own undergraduates in order to curry favor amongst political activists, over what? If not now, when; if ever? The time has come for The Duke University Board of Visitors to pay some people a very unpleasant visit.
Any white male who's even thinking of attending Duke is certifiable.
ping.
I wouldnt want to see one witch hunt turn into another.
The 88 who signed up jumped on the bandwagon a bit soon and a bit strongly.
Now they refuse to jump of that badnwagon and issue the apology that is certainly due.
Its time now to apologise admit their mistake and go on.
Those who cannot or will not ,need to go looking for a new job at some other fascist organised college.
I was always under the impression that an individual smart enough to earn a PhD would also be smart enough to have a good, clear sense of right and wrong. These 88 seem to be a large exception to that rule.
Such admission of stupidity is a very rare thing in "The Academy." The stupidity is likely to be nuanced (aka distorted) in a manner relieving the faculty of their oversight.
Duke is no worse than UNC-- a couple of Tobacco Road schools coveting the reputation of NE colleges and chosing the easy road to "elite" status by sucking up to the wacky Lefties who dominate academia.
Solzhenitsyn related the story about an assembly of Communist party functionaries back during the 1920s who, when asked to offer a round of applause for Lenin, leaped to their feet and started clapping and shouting wildly. This went on and on and on--nobody dared to stop for fear he'd be singled out as a dissenter. Finally, one exhausted soul had the temerity to sit down, at which point the applause ceased and everybody present took their seats. The next day they came for him.
This article is OK so far as it goes. But it has a glaring omission, namely, a failure even to mention the disgraceful role played in the Lacrosse Affair by Duke's President, Richard Brodhead. He virtually convicted the entire team when he canceled their season and fired the coach. And he has yet to apologize.
It's also worth noting that Brodhead behaved in a similarly detestable fashion while he was a dean at Yale, when he refused to defend a young professor who had been unjustly accused of murdering an undergraduate female student. I forget the precise details, but IIRC the incident was eerily similar to the Lacrosse Affair. Both matters seem to indicate a serious character flaw in the man.
The Duke Alumni folks called me the other day to ask for another contribution. I told them, No way -- at least not until Brodhead apologizes for his behavior. I was promptly "hung up upon" without further ado.
> So maybe the alumni association is salvageable. <
I guess I mis-stated their role in my previous post. Come to think of it, the folks that called me were probably from the Development Office or from some other money-raising arm of the University-proper, rather than from the Alumni Association. It's just that they were calling alumni for contributions. I don't want to impugn the Alumni Association in the sordid Lacrosse Affair, at least not upon the present evidence.
> Is Brodhead's tenure limited or lifetime? <
He well may have tenure as a professor, but certainly not as President. I imagine he's on a contract that may be canceled by either party, with provisions for severance pay, etc. But would the Board of Trustees or the Board of Visitors ever have the gumption to discipline or fire Brodhead? If you think so, then's let's talk about a certain bridge in Brooklyn.
> He sounds like he's a professional mediocrity who leads the way Pontious Pilate did. <
Supposedly, he's a terrific speaker. And probably a good teacher. But an admirable leader or brave man he definitely ain't.
These professors are probably communist too.
The lady who delivers my mail has a problem getting mail in the correct mailbox.
It isnt only mine its everyone on her Route. She leaves packages at the wrong home or forgets them and takes them home with her for delivery te next day. Talking to her is like talking to a dingbat.
She is studying for her Masters degree in college.
You dont have to necessarily be intelligent to get a degree.
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