Agreed on the power of duct tape. it is currently holding my grill and headlight in, after i whacked a deer! good stuff!!! the duct tape! :-D i hear it will take $750 to fix the front end. i think the deer sustained the worst of it..the yukon isn't so bad. two days later, the deer's friend, farm goose became so disraught it was suicidal, and flew into the other side of the front of my yukon! i am seriously looking into a custom made cattle guard for the front end....this is ridiculous!! i coulda had venison and cooked goose for Christmas dinner. but, i am starting to wonder if, or what i really hit. they appear to have been phantoms. they disappeared from the side of the road, both of them, before my return trip home. (someone was having road kill stew for supper, i think!)
may the FORCE of DUCT TAPE ever be with us!!
You Sure your driving a yukon?
It sounds like a canyonero:
"Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!"