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To: MountainFlower

You Sure your driving a yukon?
It sounds like a canyonero:

"Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!"


730 posted on 12/28/2006 7:25:52 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

ROFL

Thank you, kind sir! You have just named her for me!! Anyone have a bottle of champagne so we can christen her?


731 posted on 12/28/2006 7:28:06 PM PST by MountainFlower (leave it to me to mess it up)
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To: mylife

ROFL

Thank you, kind sir! You have just named her for me!! Anyone have a bottle of champagne so we can christen her?


732 posted on 12/28/2006 7:28:11 PM PST by MountainFlower (leave it to me to mess it up)
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