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Polar Bears "Dropping Like Flies" From Heat Exhaustion
ecoenquirer.com ^
| July, 2006
| Ecoenquirer
Posted on 12/27/2006 5:30:24 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: flying Elvis
" parody site: "
I was mis-informed. I should have posted it in "breaking news"
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:39:00 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: dynachrome
"Average annual temperatures in the area have risen from 20 degrees below zero to 15 below zero in the last 30 years, and these giant creatures simply can not withstand the excess heat."Too absurd.
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:39:19 PM PST
by
TheLion
(How about "Comprehensive Immigration Enforcement," for a change)
To: dynachrome
I've seen polar bears do quite nicely in the london zoo and at temps far higher than shown in the picture.
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:39:24 PM PST
by
staytrue
To: dynachrome
It's the survival of the fittest. Polar bears aren't the fittest. If they don't like it, then take it up with Darwin.
To: dynachrome
Griz, pilgrim...
One of the few Redford flicks I can still sit through. Will Geer was great.
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:39:46 PM PST
by
wireman
To: dynachrome
Hunter Jeremiah Johnson comforts a polar bear... "You sure you know how to skin Griz, Pilgrim?"
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:39:48 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
To: pissant
LOL...I think he gave that speech at the Denver airport, he was stuck there.
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:40:37 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(http://warchronicle.com/TheyAreNotKillers/DefendOurMarines.htm)
To: advertising guy
definitely something wrong in that pix. he was going to shoot it but now is hugging it?? THAT, for a start. Maybe he did chase it with a helicopter. Heat exhaustion? I sincerely doubt it.
odd very odd. maybe he SANG it to death. hahah. like that Grizzly guy from malibu.
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:40:40 PM PST
by
bboop
(Stealth Tutor)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
"The recent discovery of Walkman's body by some fishermen, beaten to death in his sleep, was met with widespread suspicion that seal hunters had taken matters into their own hands. But an investigation by Labrador provincial police has now revealed that blood samples taken from the tails of several adult seals match Walkman's blood. "
http://www.ecoenquirer.com/baby-seal-man.htm
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:41:29 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: wireman
Will Geer was great. My favorite lines from my favorite movie:
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: "What's on the spit?"
Jeremiah Johnson: "Grown particular?"
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:41:32 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
To: FlingWingFlyer
'you think it's true.' Well, SOME of us do...
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:43:09 PM PST
by
bboop
(Stealth Tutor)
To: Fawn
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:43:18 PM PST
by
irishtenor
(Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
To: Fawn
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:43:21 PM PST
by
irishtenor
(Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
To: dynachrome
They die of heat exhaustion when the temperature reaches 10 below for several days?
How about all those polar bears that live long lives in zoos with the temperatures approaching 70 degrees or more 8 months out the year?
To: dynachrome
How do Polar Bears survive in Zoos???
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:43:41 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!)
To: FlingWingFlyer
One of my favorite sites. Wish he would write more of these parodies. Some good weather links at the site, also.
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:44:15 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: Fawn
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:44:29 PM PST
by
irishtenor
(Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:44:58 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!)
To: dynachrome
April Fools!!!!!
Hah, anyone dumb enough to fall for that picture should be required to have their 3rd lobotomy.
The guy is dressed for below zero weather and has everything on, hats gloves etc.
If the loony left wants to create propaganda, they should obtain a higher skill level to do it.
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:48:09 PM PST
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
To: dynachrome
I liked the prof named 'Phil Slander'.
Probably a distant cousin of 'Phil Estine'. Or 'Amanda Huggenkis'.
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posted on
12/27/2006 5:50:57 PM PST
by
wbill
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