You're stretching it, I never claimed those exact things. But how about you put your money where your mouth is? I bet you $20,000.00 minimum, or more, however much you want in fact, that I do live in a 3 story residence over the bay, with a fireplace, hot tub, 55" HDTV, and boat dock with two lifts, both populated. I'll even donate half my winnings to Free Republic, so you won't have to worry about me spending all your money on myself. What do you say? I'm ready and waiting.
$20k? Are you sure your unopened Star Trek TNG doll...I mean, ACTION FIGURE, collection is worth that much? Otherwise you will have to start selling stuff from your mom's basement, and I wouldn't want you to have to do without your binky!