[The Mayor]

High-tech bar

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a
stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to
attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini
the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter stellar space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs',
etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he
would try different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the
robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini pleases."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your
IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100" So the robot
started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and
what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end?

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and
took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your
IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?

[dutchess]

re: your joke: LOL...YOU ARE BAD!!!! :0)

p.s. Thankyou for posting the lovely picture of your family. You look so in harmony and in peace. God bless you all.

[ST.LOUIE1]

"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?

Good one, Rus! LOL

[Majie Purple]

"...Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your
IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100" So the robot
started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and
what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end?..."
Uh oh Louie's a Dodger Fan...hhhmn...That IQ score must be an on the low side, typo... LOL!

[GodBlessUSA]

LOL!! Very good joke ;)