Posted on 12/27/2006 8:04:34 AM PST by Billie
LOL! I hadn't checked today to see if the neener neener battle was still going on! This is the cutest snowball splat of any!
(((Hugs))),dutchess..I love that sweet picture.
High-tech bar
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a
stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to
attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini
the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter stellar space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs',
etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he
would try different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the
robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini pleases."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your
IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100" So the robot
started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and
what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end?
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and
took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your
IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?
Hi Meg. Yes...I love that picture too. I think it needs a special "Meg Table" hint hint... :o)
re: your joke: LOL...YOU ARE BAD!!!! :0)
p.s. Thankyou for posting the lovely picture of your family. You look so in harmony and in peace. God bless you all.
Ouch! : (
LOL
;)I'll snag it and see what I can do..I am on a borrowed computer at my daughter's.
Oh, so you're the one who runs home to watch it out your living room window, eh?
Good one, Rus! LOL
Oh my..is this just a cute pic OR A NEW studmuffin from St.Louie????
OUCH!(((Billie))).
We have been moving furniture, computer, TV, tables pictures;etc out of the back of the house as new windows are going in and part of a wall will be replaced..I am so tired I am senseless.
My grandmother's oak dining table almost did us in. Without the leaves it was a perfect spot for the computer in the famil room ..Now it will be used as a sewing table with leaves when needed. My dad refinished it and it has an indestructible finish. I used it a breakfast room table for years.
I'm a sore loser.
LOL!
Opps...just realized I'm in the middle of a snowball fight!!! GO FOR IT!!! Just waiting to post for tomorrow. Have fun!!!!!
The Jagster laid low and sprung the big one on us.
Wimmin can be sneaky.
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