No. But I can knit, crochet, sew and cook. So I suppose, if a nuclear holocaust occurred, and I absolutely HAD TO mend socks, I could.
That said: don't buy expensive socks. Buy cheap socks, and then all socks with holes in them -- his, hers, whatever -- can get thrown out and replaced. This is what I do with that big salary people have been commenting on.
This is what I do with that big salary people have been commenting on I was bragging about earlier.
There, fixed it.
I buy cheap socks and throw them away when they wear out, but that is not what I notice the guys who most impress women do paying more for a pair than what I pay for a six-pack. I am ashamed of my socks (I think.) (A good candidate sentence for a tagline.) I do think that Western women judge men by the quality of their socks (among other superficial things.)