Ping...
ROTFL! Reminds me of a situation recently when I had to pick up a kid from the police station because Mom was arrested for drunk driving and child endangerment...among other things. When we went to court and she was on the stand, our attorney asked her why she was driving an unregistered vehicle on a suspended license with her 3 year old child in the car after she'd been drinking. Her answer: because her companion was too drunk to drive. Oh, and the reason she was stopped in the first place? She nearly hit a cop car.