ROTFL! Reminds me of a situation recently when I had to pick up a kid from the police station because Mom was arrested for drunk driving and child endangerment...among other things. When we went to court and she was on the stand, our attorney asked her why she was driving an unregistered vehicle on a suspended license with her 3 year old child in the car after she'd been drinking. Her answer: because her companion was too drunk to drive. Oh, and the reason she was stopped in the first place? She nearly hit a cop car.
Many years ago we had a similar incident in Jackson, Ms. that made Esquire's Dubious Achievement Awards. One night a cop pulled over a car weaving down the street. He discovered two men in the vehicle. One was drunk and the other one was blind, and it was the blind guy behind the wheel. The explanation given was that the sighted one had driven the two of them to a party, and after the party they decided that he was too drunk to drive home safely. So the blind guy got behind the wheel and drove while the drunk one was telling him how to steer as they went down the street!