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The Rogue Jew’s Guide To Christmas & Hanukkah Gifts For Your Muslim Friends
MensNewsDaily.Com ^ | 12/19/06 | Ze'ev Haas

Posted on 12/19/2006 8:13:23 PM PST by roguejew1965

Are you having trouble trying to figure out what to buy your favorite Jihadist for Christmas this year? Look no further, The Rogue Jew is here to help you out so that you don’t LOSE YOUR HEAD this holiday season, we wouldn’t want to disappoint that favorite IslamoNazi in your life.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: gift; jihad; muhammad; muslim; roguejew

1 posted on 12/19/2006 8:13:27 PM PST by roguejew1965
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To: roguejew1965

2 bounds of C-4 with a 30 second timer. HO-HO-HO. Next question


2 posted on 12/19/2006 8:20:24 PM PST by doc1019
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To: roguejew1965

That is funny !!!!!!!!


3 posted on 12/19/2006 8:21:18 PM PST by Kimmers
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To: doc1019

As a Christian, I'm into loving my neighbor, but I only have one muslim friend and I'm cheap, so he'll probably get nothing. Maybe an apple cake.


4 posted on 12/19/2006 8:25:24 PM PST by mr. freespeech
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To: roguejew1965
Cleavers and Boners for those tough neck and hand cuts and the Garnishing Knife for mutilating the genitals of Mothers, Wives, Daughters, and Sisters.

A bit harsh, but, well, I'm not given to understatement. Funny piece. Welcome to FR.
5 posted on 12/19/2006 8:27:00 PM PST by IslandJeff (FR mail me to be added to the Type I Diabetes ping list)
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To: roguejew1965

Funny piece! Welcome to FR, too!


6 posted on 12/19/2006 8:28:12 PM PST by Theresawithanh (I'm Time's Person of the Year - and mom said I'd never amount to anything!)
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To: roguejew1965
Move over Jesus, and make room for Dashboard Muhammad!

I want one. Seriously!
7 posted on 12/19/2006 8:32:03 PM PST by IslandJeff (FR mail me to be added to the Type I Diabetes ping list)
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To: IslandJeff

Ya think there's a market for Bobblehead Mohammeds?


8 posted on 12/19/2006 8:37:51 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68
Probably not for the Humor-Impaired. Certainly appropriate for any Infidel Family Truck. Certain to be a head chopper turner as one goes to the convenience store.
9 posted on 12/19/2006 8:42:48 PM PST by IslandJeff (FR mail me to be added to the Type I Diabetes ping list)
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To: mr. freespeech

Perhaps a pork pie … or better… a copy of the Bible. This person may hate you for this, but in the after life, he will not be able to refute your attempt to bring him to Jesus. And, perhaps the Bible will bring him to Christ. After all, how much does a bible cost compared to entreaty?


10 posted on 12/19/2006 8:43:43 PM PST by doc1019
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To: IslandJeff

Well you CAN'T have one! YOU are an evil INFIDEL! ;-)


11 posted on 12/19/2006 8:43:45 PM PST by Just Lori (Blessed are the peacemakers: ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE, MARINES, COAST GUARD!!!!)
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To: Just Lori
YOU are an evil INFIDEL!

I'm not "evil", and I prefer the proverbial "we", as I prefer the First Person Plural, thank you.
12 posted on 12/19/2006 8:47:26 PM PST by IslandJeff (FR mail me to be added to the Type I Diabetes ping list)
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To: sofaman

Ping


13 posted on 12/19/2006 10:16:42 PM PST by SoCalPol (We Need A Border Fence Now)
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To: IslandJeff

So order it! I did...TWO of them!


14 posted on 12/20/2006 12:25:02 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: roguejew1965

Honey baked ham.


15 posted on 12/20/2006 9:32:29 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Afghan protest - "Death to Dog Washers!")
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