Sens. Kerry and Dodd arrive in Damascus for talks on Iraq [Assad in Moscow]

Associated Press ^ | December 19, 2006 | By Albert Aji

[johnny7]

They'll probably hobnob tonight with the scumbag who arranged the Hariri assassination... you know, apologizing for how worldly ignorant our president is.

[Puppage]

Mr. Kerry, who died and made you God of our foreign policy?

The republican majority, perhaps?

[lowbridge]

U.S. Sens. John Kerry and Christopher Dodd arrived in Syria on Tuesday to discuss how Damascus could help bring about stability and security to neighboring Iraq.

I wish they were around in the early thirties. We wouldnt have had WW2 /sarcasm:

U.S. Sens. John Kerry and Christopher Dodd arrived in Germany on Tuesday to discuss how Berlin could help bring about stability and security to neighboring Poland/Austria/Czechoslovakia/Russia/France

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I don't buy it. Jon F'n can go where he wants to, like Jimmah Cahtah. The suggestion that Cerry was on a secret mission is as absurd as he is personally.

[lowbridge]

Mr. Kerry, who died and made you God of our foreign policy?

The Republican Party died. Actually, it committed suicide by jumping off a cliff.

[Don Corleone]

T R A I T O R S

[CTOCS]

Why didn't the Administration tell these two a$$holes that they couldn't go?

And if they then insisted on going, tell them to get their own damned plane, because you're not using ours.

Then call the Syrian Govt. and tell them that these two weasels have no authority to set or influence American foreign policy. Then hold a press conference to state the same.

[Arizona Carolyn]

I heard yesteday that Bill Nelson spun his visit with comments that Asad wanted to help, etc., and the next day the official Newspaper of Syria cut him off at the knees. So much for these jerks trying to run their own diplomacy errrrrr, shadow government.

[Shermy]

Vlad, I can't thank you enough for giving me
an excuse to avoid meeting Jon Carry

[txhurl]

Kerry represents 'the real America' that all our enemies and false allies are ready to 'dialogue' with now.

[mtbopfuyn]

Kerry should be banned from all military vehicles.

[lowbridge]

[Assad in Moscow]

Smart man. He just didnt want to hear Kerry's vietnam stories for the thousandth time.

[AdvisorB]

sKerry's displaying the same signs of mental illness as Al Gore displayed after Gore invented the internet, and then lost the election to an analogue guy.

[Rummyfan]

U.S. Sens. John Kerry and Christopher Dodd arrived in Syria on Tuesday to discuss how Damascus could help bring about stability and security to neighboring Iraq.

Isn't this a violation of the Logan Act?

[rocksblues]

General Ali, you have to understand compared to the Republicans we Democrats totally understand the small nuances of your regime, believe me it's crystallized in our memory. /S or not

[L98Fiero]

Is there a coup on that nobody bothered to tell me about?

[lowbridge]

Assad: So he says to me, for the millionth time: "By the way, I served in Vietnam..."

[kromike]

I don't think even the Syrians are stupid enough to receive these two goofs as having any authority to speak for the US.

Yeah, but Senators Beavis & Butt-head are stupid enough to think they have the authority...

[michigander]

It's only a violation if someone enforces it.

[lowbridge]

Kerry should be banned from all military vehicles.

Give him a swiftboat. With a hole in it.