FReeper Canteen ~ What Is Your Elf Name? ~ 19 DEC 06

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[laurenmarlowe]

 

 

~ FReeper Canteen Wants To Know ~
 

What Is Your Elf Name?

 

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We Want To Know...

What Is Your Elf Name?

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[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, well afternoon for you, Trixie Ho-Ho-Ho.....

[Kathy in Alaska]

Well, then.....no shoelaces, or reaching either. LOL!! Rest is probably the best you can do for it until the doc sees you.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, King Moonracer.

[tongue-tied]

Where'd everybody go?
LOL...no sure about everybody, but I got busy for a sec.

Did you ever pick a tree and dive into that trunk in the attack?

[SoldierDad]

Does that mean I can have Laurie tie my shoes for me (LOL)? I know what she'll say!!!! I guess I can tell her no when she asks me to reach for something in the top cupboard too!! I think that'd be taking my life too lightly.

[Kathy in Alaska]

wh!!

Seven.....#550!!
swmo.....#600!!
Birthday Boy.....#650!!
Tamar.....#700!!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Yep!
Look back on the earlier posts on this thread!
Right around 300 or so!
Ms.B

[armymarinemom]

Afternoon to you too. Any who you calling a ho ho ho. Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[SevenofNine]

Well report from Fox news with Shep there is report small eruption going down near MT St Helens volcano just small little erutpion

[Soaring Feather]

Thanks Kathy, lovely card.

[SevenofNine]

Well Israel national news has good report former Israel PM BIBI Nethurauyu claim that crazy Iranina prez Ajbataried I AM Cracy is telling that he want created Islamic reich of 1,000 years AHHHHH Iranian Prez I got news for you fat chance dude

[Lady Jag]

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France."

[Lady Jag]

I would, too, I just don't have the arms for it.

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL!!! That could be an issue, couldn't it. Hehehe

Are you having winter? A white Christmas? We got about 6" of new snow yesterday......all the trees are flocked again.

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL! Hello, Funky Blues Dude!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good afternoon, Furry McFlurry....did you know McDonald's is using your name?

[tongue-tied]

Found 'em! I'm back around the 400s if anything comes up that demands my attention.

Okay sharing a piece of work with you all that came in recently (UNCLAS):

Normally the reports are all business, just the facts. The nature of them requires that all too often. Here is a short section of one I received recently that had me seriously LOL:

XX0032 EOD ARRIVES ON SCENE, DEPLOYS ROBOT TO INTERROGATE POSSIBLE IED.
XX0038 EOD ROBOT REACHES IED BEGINS INTERROGATION. AFTER MINIMAL MANIPULATION, IED DETONATES. EOD ROBOT DESTROYED, THE WORLD WEEPS. EOD DEPLOYS SECONDARY ROBOT...

That may be one of those "ya had to be there" moments, but that still has me cracking up here.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Steady on, acad, steady on.....I have your address. d:o)

[StarCMC]

From Email:

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds .
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

See what you think:

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"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."

Rebecca- age 8

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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Billy - age 4

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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Karl - age 5

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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

Chrissy - age 6

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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

Terri - age 4

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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Danny - age 7

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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"

Emily - age 8

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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"

Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

Noelle - age 7

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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."

Tommy - age 6

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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."

Cindy - age 8

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"My mommy loves me more than anybody .You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

Clare - age 6

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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."

Elaine-age 5

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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."

Chris - age 7

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"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

Mary Ann - age 4

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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has
to go out and buy new ones."

Lauren - age 4

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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
(what an image)

Karen - age 7

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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

Mark - age 6

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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it,
you should say it a lot. People forget."

Jessica - age 8

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And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry . "

[HiJinx]

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