[sageb1]

"Oh, and the toilet seat? I just don't want to talk about it."

Too bad. The author brought it up. Now if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

[Irisshlass]

You've had that happen too huh? Grrrrrr!

[Old Professer]

I'll bet you've never sat on a rattlesake in the desert.

[SFC Chromey]

Now if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

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You assume you'll be the next to use it. If not you'll get a nasty surprise!

[moonpie57]

Years ago my mother had one of those shelf things behind the toilet and we all were bad about leaving the lid up. Well, things kept getting knocked off the shelf into the toilet, so I trained myself to always put the lid down. Maybe if some of the guy's stuff fell in there he might think twice! (wink)

[rwilson99]

So, it would be OK for me to pee on the floor in the middle of the night?

[LexBaird]

Now if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

How does the position of the seat make you see better in the dark? Do you walk into doors that are left closed as well?

[razorback-bert]

But the screams in the night are so entertaining.

[IronJack]

if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

Psssssst. Try checking before you sit down ...

[SandwicheGuy]

we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

Not a chance, with your big... big... with your large hips. (;-))

[Yankee]

Too bad. The author brought it up. Now if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

I never understood why you just can't look before you sit.

BTW--I put mine down when I'm done and I don't need any nagging broad to remind me to do so. ;)

[Yankee]

Now if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

By the same token, If she'd only have put it up after she was done I wouldn't have peed on the seat. You see, I'm as lazy and careless as she is. ;)