To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Did anyone ever think that maybe women communicate too darn much? "
Geez, no kidding. You can't get them to shut up. I start trying to get off the phone 5 minutes before I usually can, talking with some of my female friends or relatives.
They repeat things endlessly. Same thing 4 or 5 times.
4 posted on
12/18/2006 11:45:16 AM PST by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: garyhope
"I start trying to get off the phone 5 minutes before I usually can... "
The technique to do it is easy. Essentially, a loop recording of "Really? Well, I'm glad. Really? Well, I'm glad..." If done in proper tempo and with perfect monotony, it is guaranteed to speed-end it.
57 posted on
12/18/2006 12:05:32 PM PST by
GSlob
To: garyhope
Men are handicapped. Lol! That about sums it all up right there! :P
59 posted on
12/18/2006 12:06:12 PM PST by
derllak
To: garyhope
An engineer would say that the "signal-to-noise ratio" is very poor with women.
To: garyhope
They repeat things endlessly. Same thing 4 or 5 times. It's not the quantity of the communication, it's the quality.
85 posted on
12/18/2006 12:15:37 PM PST by
oldbrowser
(This war isn't over until it's OVER.)
To: garyhope
"Did anyone ever think that maybe women communicate too darn much? " The word "communication" implies the transmission of useful information, as distinct from a word generator on auto-pilot
169 posted on
12/18/2006 3:32:53 PM PST by
SauronOfMordor
(A planned society is most appealing to those with the arrogance to think they will be the planners)
To: garyhope
The worst thing is that women CANNOT synopsize. The tale is in almost real time. The conversations that took place [or what passes for them] are relayed verbatim. And the woman talking does ALL the parts.
220 posted on
01/05/2007 3:05:51 PM PST by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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