Since modern Christians insist that one must accept all of the Bible literally, and it's impossible to do that given the evidence, then what is written in Matthew is not objective truth. That you believe it is so strongly is merely emotion.
Strawman, Begging the Question, Hasty Generalization, Ad Hominem, Guilt By Association, coming to a troll near you.
Cheers!
...oh, and Merry Christmas!